12 Questions

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Mixtapes

Published on April 03, 2007 with 34 Comments">34 Comments

1. Now that the last three issues of XXL have been covered by southern rappers, is it safe to say that hip-hop lives in the south?

2. Is it just me or has the blue-eyed R&B/soul movement (Joss Stone, Robin Thicke, Amy Winehouse, etc) slowly hijacked the music game?

3. Has anyone ever been able to establish why the media always gets excited whenever Snoop or DMX or Busta Rhymes gets arrested?

4. Don’t you sometimes get the impression that Detox is actually a myth and will never see the light of day?

5. Doesn’t the Game remind you of an ex-girlfriend (no John Amaechi) who just refuses to go away?

6. Seeing as it’s been 8 years since Rakim last dropped an LP, is it OK to assume that his tour money is longer than arms on Alonzo Mourning? *

7. Now that 50 Cent has decided to name his next album Curtis, is it safe to say that Cam lost?

8. With Timbaland helping Hillary Clinton raise some much-needed funds for the elections, why isn’t 50 helping his Republican allies with their own campaign?

9. What does hip-hop’s #1 albino, Brother Ali, mean when he says he’s neither white nor black?

10. How come muslims and five percenters make the best rap music?

11. Isn’t Baby Boy da Prince the most creative stage moniker since Lil Cuete?

12. Is Mims “fly” because he’s “hot,” or is he hot because he’s fly?

*Game Theory, muthaf**ka!!

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • Were Read 2 Def

    1. It always lived in the east.
    2. Who gives a fuck.
    3. For Bill O’Reilly’s sake.
    4. Yes.
    5. Mos Def.
    6. Does it take that long to make an album tight?
    7. Cam always loses.
    8. Fiddy is about Fiddy.
    9. He’s human like the rest of us.
    10. Wu-Tang is for the babies.
    11. Who?
    12. Mims is a fag.

  • Were Read 2 Def

    1. It always lived in the east.
    2. Who gives a fuck.
    3. For Bill O’Reilly’s sake.
    4. Yes.
    5. Mos Def.
    6. Does it take that long to make an album tight?
    7. Cam always loses.
    8. Fiddy is about Fiddy.
    9. He’s human like the rest of us.
    10. Wu-Tang is for the babies.
    11. Who?
    12. Mims is a fag.

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    1. Duh…

    2. It happens every 3-4 years.

    3. *shrug*

    4. Detox is what Dre uses to remain on our lips and minds..

    5. More like a mosquito that manages to escape the hands

    6. But of course, I hope

    7. Cam lost…CUUUURRRTTTIISSSSS…What can he do now @ Cam. This is the prob everyone he beefs with almost always comes out better on top.

    8. 50 ain’t no politician

    9. He’s confused

    10. Won’t agree with you totally there.

    11. Nope but Lil Romeo is

    12. Who cares? That is why he’s hot..

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    1. Duh…

    2. It happens every 3-4 years.

    3. *shrug*

    4. Detox is what Dre uses to remain on our lips and minds..

    5. More like a mosquito that manages to escape the hands

    6. But of course, I hope

    7. Cam lost…CUUUURRRTTTIISSSSS…What can he do now @ Cam. This is the prob everyone he beefs with almost always comes out better on top.

    8. 50 ain’t no politician

    9. He’s confused

    10. Won’t agree with you totally there.

    11. Nope but Lil Romeo is

    12. Who cares? That is why he’s hot..

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    1. No, it just took an extended vaction to get away from fake thugs and overused Beef.

    2. R&B just sucks, so eventually people will buy whatever get’s bitches wet. Real talk.

    3. Thats because they don’t know any other rappers beside those..well..unless Jay-Z flips on those T.I.’s in the office.-not happening-

    4. Thats because its hard giving up on the herb.

    5. Not really, he reminds of the ex-girlfriends crazy friend who just wants to fight..ala..The Lady of Rage’s roll in Next friday

    6. You act like rappers make all thier money from CD’s and deals.
    Tour money > Cd money-ask WU Tang or the Rolling Stones.

    7. Depends if Curtis sells..if it flops..u can blame it on the title (AYE!)

    8. Cuz he’s a greedy bastard

    9. He’s an opaque object

    10. Because anger = foreced perfection

    11. I like Guilty Simpson…fuuniest.name.ever.

    12. No homo on that one

    7.

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    1. No, it just took an extended vaction to get away from fake thugs and overused Beef.

    2. R&B just sucks, so eventually people will buy whatever get’s bitches wet. Real talk.

    3. Thats because they don’t know any other rappers beside those..well..unless Jay-Z flips on those T.I.’s in the office.-not happening-

    4. Thats because its hard giving up on the herb.

    5. Not really, he reminds of the ex-girlfriends crazy friend who just wants to fight..ala..The Lady of Rage’s roll in Next friday

    6. You act like rappers make all thier money from CD’s and deals.
    Tour money > Cd money-ask WU Tang or the Rolling Stones.

    7. Depends if Curtis sells..if it flops..u can blame it on the title (AYE!)

    8. Cuz he’s a greedy bastard

    9. He’s an opaque object

    10. Because anger = foreced perfection

    11. I like Guilty Simpson…fuuniest.name.ever.

    12. No homo on that one

    7.

  • http://www.sungmusic.blogspot.com sooch

    1. The south blew the fuck up and can buy up more ads. More ads = more covers.

    2. The blue-eyed soul movement is actually doing soul, not R&B.

    3. Better topics than their albums.

    4. If it sounds like his latest shit, I hope it never comes out. He needs to switch up the bpm’s a bit. Damn!

    5. Yes, except exponentially more bi-polar.

    6. Well he sure ain’t eatin’ off of “The 18th Letter” or “The Master” money.

    7. Not quite. Cuuurrttiiiss!! is a much better title. Just PLEASE, no more topless rapper album covers. PLEASE!!!

    8. He runs with Pigs, not Elephants.

    9. He means he’s different shades of gray.

    10. Allah is a b-boy.

    11. Let me guess, they’re from the south.

    12.

  • http://www.sungmusic.blogspot.com sooch

    1. The south blew the fuck up and can buy up more ads. More ads = more covers.

    2. The blue-eyed soul movement is actually doing soul, not R&B.

    3. Better topics than their albums.

    4. If it sounds like his latest shit, I hope it never comes out. He needs to switch up the bpm’s a bit. Damn!

    5. Yes, except exponentially more bi-polar.

    6. Well he sure ain’t eatin’ off of “The 18th Letter” or “The Master” money.

    7. Not quite. Cuuurrttiiiss!! is a much better title. Just PLEASE, no more topless rapper album covers. PLEASE!!!

    8. He runs with Pigs, not Elephants.

    9. He means he’s different shades of gray.

    10. Allah is a b-boy.

    11. Let me guess, they’re from the south.

    12.

  • http://www.thugonline.ulmb.com Rekzai

    LOL @ sooch’s #10

  • http://www.thugonline.ulmb.com Rekzai

    LOL @ sooch’s #10

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    5. Yes, except exponentially more bi-polar.
    —————-
    *dies laughing*

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    5. Yes, except exponentially more bi-polar.
    —————-
    *dies laughing*

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    9. He’s an opaque object
    —————-
    You ain’t have to get philosophical on my ass.

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    9. He’s an opaque object
    —————-
    You ain’t have to get philosophical on my ass.

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    11. Nope but Lil Romeo is
    ————-
    How could I forget the most theatrically explosive moniker ever?!

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    11. Nope but Lil Romeo is
    ————-
    How could I forget the most theatrically explosive moniker ever?!

  • http://straightbangin.blogspot.com Joey

    I preferred Cam’s track, so in that regard, I don’t think he lost. But overall, if you look at their respective business positioning, obviously 50 wins. And there is the whole “Dip Set usually clowns itself” angle that Cam must deal with. They’re sort of like everyone’s goofy foil in these “conflicts.”

  • http://straightbangin.blogspot.com Joey

    I preferred Cam’s track, so in that regard, I don’t think he lost. But overall, if you look at their respective business positioning, obviously 50 wins. And there is the whole “Dip Set usually clowns itself” angle that Cam must deal with. They’re sort of like everyone’s goofy foil in these “conflicts.”

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    Lmao, my bad my dude-i smoke alot

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    Lmao, my bad my dude-i smoke alot

  • http://www.wildstylefm.nl J To The A.A.P.

    1)It lives in Europe (I gotta represent for mine!)
    2)Probably a fad but that Amy Winehouse album is dope.
    3)Positive news doesn’t sell, rappers confirming stereotypes do.
    4)I get that feeling constantly.
    5)Not really.
    6)Hah! It has to be.
    7)Yep.
    8)Fiddy giving away money? Eskay, what are you smoking?
    9)I’m guessing here: Technically he’s black but that may not be how he’s being perceived walking down the block.
    10)They don’t live life on auto-pilot.
    11)Well, it’s the gayest.
    12)Maybe his “fly” is “hot” for Baby Boy Da Prince.

  • http://www.wildstylefm.nl J To The A.A.P.

    1)It lives in Europe (I gotta represent for mine!)
    2)Probably a fad but that Amy Winehouse album is dope.
    3)Positive news doesn’t sell, rappers confirming stereotypes do.
    4)I get that feeling constantly.
    5)Not really.
    6)Hah! It has to be.
    7)Yep.
    8)Fiddy giving away money? Eskay, what are you smoking?
    9)I’m guessing here: Technically he’s black but that may not be how he’s being perceived walking down the block.
    10)They don’t live life on auto-pilot.
    11)Well, it’s the gayest.
    12)Maybe his “fly” is “hot” for Baby Boy Da Prince.

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    Fiddy giving away money? Eskay, what are you smoking?
    ————–
    J To The A.A.P. what are you smoking?

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    Fiddy giving away money? Eskay, what are you smoking?
    ————–
    J To The A.A.P. what are you smoking?

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    >Fiddy giving away money? Eskay, what are you smoking?

    ^Lmao..this aint nahright duke…

    :::points to right side of the page:::

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    >Fiddy giving away money? Eskay, what are you smoking?

    ^Lmao..this aint nahright duke…

    :::points to right side of the page:::

  • http://www.wildstylefm.nl J To The A.A.P.

    Sorry Rizoh, got my blogs mixed up. I bow my head in internet-nerd shame…

    Smoking Jack Herrer weed btw, you?

  • http://www.wildstylefm.nl J To The A.A.P.

    Sorry Rizoh, got my blogs mixed up. I bow my head in internet-nerd shame…

    Smoking Jack Herrer weed btw, you?

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    ^It’s all good. Eskay is my brother from another mother.

    And for the record, Riz don’t smoke. I’m already high off life.

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    ^It’s all good. Eskay is my brother from another mother.

    And for the record, Riz don’t smoke. I’m already high off life.

  • http://www.wildstylefm.nl J To The A.A.P.

    That’s probably smarter, and better for your lungs for sure.

    But you know how those occasional reggea concerts go…

  • http://www.wildstylefm.nl J To The A.A.P.

    That’s probably smarter, and better for your lungs for sure.

    But you know how those occasional reggea concerts go…

  • Greeny McFade..haha

    1. Fuck the south.
    2. Fuck them.
    3. They love crackaddicts.
    4. Yeah. Fuck Dre for not putting it out.
    5. Of course. His a G-Unit Fanatic.
    6. Yes.
    7. Yes. He lost… BAD.
    8. Cause 50′s rich, and he dont give a FUCK.
    9. Albinos suck ass.
    10. Cause they hate white people.
    11. lol
    12. He is hot cause he’s flyyyy. lmao

  • Greeny McFade..haha

    1. Fuck the south.
    2. Fuck them.
    3. They love crackaddicts.
    4. Yeah. Fuck Dre for not putting it out.
    5. Of course. His a G-Unit Fanatic.
    6. Yes.
    7. Yes. He lost… BAD.
    8. Cause 50′s rich, and he dont give a FUCK.
    9. Albinos suck ass.
    10. Cause they hate white people.
    11. lol
    12. He is hot cause he’s flyyyy. lmao