I keep spittin’ like a retard

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Chin Check

Published on April 12, 2007 with 82 Comments">82 Comments

While at the barbershop two days ago, I couldn’t help noticing that two fellas had spent about 15 to 20 minutes engaging in a mentally enriching discussion about Lil’ Wayne and how he made it rain at a famous H-town strip club. Pause.

“Man, that boy Wayne made it rain at HK the other night. That boy must of blew like $30,000.”

It sort of reminded me of my own conversation with a friend three weeks ago. My boy had almost bought the idea (sold to him by another Wayne loyalist) that Weezy was literally sitting on real dollar bills in the “Make It Rain” video. My response? “No one’s that stupid.” The same Weezy enthusiast maintained that his favorite rapper was well ahead of the rest because he rhymed about big money. “Other rappers ain’t talking ’bout nothin’,” he stressed.

So, here’s a question for you:
What would you rather hear your favorite rhyme-slingers rap about?

a) Fame and fortune
b) Knowledge of self
c) Sexual escapades
d) Guns and drugs
e) Social commentary
f) Other (specify)

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • http://rapdungeon.blogspot.com/ kazeiro

    e) and b)

  • http://rapdungeon.blogspot.com/ kazeiro

    e) and b)

  • Were Read 2 Def

    f) See 70s babies NY rappers. They spit that real shit.

  • Were Read 2 Def

    f) See 70s babies NY rappers. They spit that real shit.

  • jake

    Other: All of the above. real rappers can talk about whatever and make it sound cool. im tired of hearing about strippers, club, guns, and drugs though. its played out. thats why i like lupe, common, kanye, etc. its something diff from the same old crunk song. its refreshing.

  • jake

    Other: All of the above. real rappers can talk about whatever and make it sound cool. im tired of hearing about strippers, club, guns, and drugs though. its played out. thats why i like lupe, common, kanye, etc. its something diff from the same old crunk song. its refreshing.

  • http://bgdboom.blogspot.com Enigmatik

    r)the plight of schizofrenic midget strippers who have a fear of anything that has to do with rain.

  • http://bgdboom.blogspot.com Enigmatik

    r)the plight of schizofrenic midget strippers who have a fear of anything that has to do with rain.

  • Public enemy No. 1

    E easly, Weezy is nice to hear when you relax or be in the club but when you want to listen to a great hiphop a;bum or discuss the best rapper how the fuck you say Weezy?

    And how the fuck Weezy says that he’s the greatest alive if Chuck D,m Rakim, Nas, Immortal Technique, Brother Ali and a hundered mc’s aren’t DEAD.

  • Public enemy No. 1

    E easly, Weezy is nice to hear when you relax or be in the club but when you want to listen to a great hiphop a;bum or discuss the best rapper how the fuck you say Weezy?

    And how the fuck Weezy says that he’s the greatest alive if Chuck D,m Rakim, Nas, Immortal Technique, Brother Ali and a hundered mc’s aren’t DEAD.

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    f) Stress bruh, that real shyt.

  • http://dahshyt.blogspot.com Belize

    f) Stress bruh, that real shyt.

  • william

    b and e. anything that is positive because street rap is getting tired.

  • william

    b and e. anything that is positive because street rap is getting tired.

  • Walter

    e.

    But…I really just can’t see why people are so hyped over Wayne. I think the reason he gets so much love is because he’s from the south…

  • Walter

    e.

    But…I really just can’t see why people are so hyped over Wayne. I think the reason he gets so much love is because he’s from the south…

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    nah, it’s because he’s on like the television.

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    nah, it’s because he’s on like the television.

  • dax3er

    f

    a healthy dose of all the above

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    r)the plight of schizofrenic midget strippers who have a fear of anything that has to do with rain.
    Enigmatik | Homepage | 04.12.07 – 1:46 pm | #
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    word

  • dax3er

    f

    a healthy dose of all the above

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    r)the plight of schizofrenic midget strippers who have a fear of anything that has to do with rain.
    Enigmatik | Homepage | 04.12.07 – 1:46 pm | #
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    word

  • http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com/ ian

    f) being fly and nicer than other MC’s – classic hip hop braggadocious ego ish.

  • http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com/ ian

    f) being fly and nicer than other MC’s – classic hip hop braggadocious ego ish.

  • http://bgdboom.blogspot.com Enigmatik

    nah, it’s because he’s on like the television.

    co-signature. give joe budden the exact same exposure as weezy is having sex with baby, put a few pounds of ice around his neck for good measure and see who people will say is nicer.

  • http://bgdboom.blogspot.com Enigmatik

    nah, it’s because he’s on like the television.

    co-signature. give joe budden the exact same exposure as weezy is having sex with baby, put a few pounds of ice around his neck for good measure and see who people will say is nicer.

  • David

    without a doubt:
    e.
    b.
    and some d.

  • David

    without a doubt:
    e.
    b.
    and some d.

  • Swag Diesel

    Misogynistic conjecture. MOP onomatopoeias. In the turning lane? Space rap & kung fu rhymes. Slang’n at the coffee shop. Shuck’n & Jivin. Female Masturbation.

  • Swag Diesel

    Misogynistic conjecture. MOP onomatopoeias. In the turning lane? Space rap & kung fu rhymes. Slang’n at the coffee shop. Shuck’n & Jivin. Female Masturbation.

  • Chris

    B. and E.

  • Chris

    B. and E.

  • http://biochemicalslang.blogspot.com Vik

    f.

    a healthy dose of BALANCE is what hip-hop needs.

  • http://biochemicalslang.blogspot.com Vik

    f.

    a healthy dose of BALANCE is what hip-hop needs.

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    f) I’d love to see cats attack other issues that are untypical…

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    What Enigmatik said. Rizoh I got a collection of “Essential Joe Budden” if you want to begin a Joe Budden week or whatever I’m game..I’ll hit you up t’night..

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    f) I’d love to see cats attack other issues that are untypical…

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    What Enigmatik said. Rizoh I got a collection of “Essential Joe Budden” if you want to begin a Joe Budden week or whatever I’m game..I’ll hit you up t’night..

  • ziddy

    i like raps about how the rapper is the best rapper

  • ziddy

    i like raps about how the rapper is the best rapper

  • http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com/ ian

    Exactly, Ziddy! (Although U were prolly being sarcatsic?)

  • http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com/ ian

    Exactly, Ziddy! (Although U were prolly being sarcatsic?)

  • http://www.prohiphop.com Clyde Smith

    sex & money

    they’re the only thing that’s real

    plus occasional references to:
    “r)the plight of schizofrenic midget strippers who have a fear of anything that has to do with rain.”

    i feel for them

  • http://www.prohiphop.com Clyde Smith

    sex & money

    they’re the only thing that’s real

    plus occasional references to:
    “r)the plight of schizofrenic midget strippers who have a fear of anything that has to do with rain.”

    i feel for them

  • Anonymous

    What shop do u get cut at?
    Everybody talks about harlem knights, I need to hit it up sometime

  • Anonymous

    What shop do u get cut at?
    Everybody talks about harlem knights, I need to hit it up sometime

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    ^Good try but my anonymity is mega-precious to me.

    About HK. I hear it’s not for the faint at heart.

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    ^Good try but my anonymity is mega-precious to me.

    About HK. I hear it’s not for the faint at heart.

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    Does anyone know why Google has been consistently plugging conservative ads on my blog for the past 3 days? What have I done get Imused like this?

  • http://therapup.blogspot.com Rizoh

    Does anyone know why Google has been consistently plugging conservative ads on my blog for the past 3 days? What have I done get Imused like this?