Cuban Linx 5-31-07

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Cuban Linx

Published on May 31, 2007 with 22 Comments">22 Comments

::Just Blaze’s blog, The Megatrondon, is a doozy.

-You can’t keep a good El-P down. [Gainesville]

-Loud Dobbs’ media-bias plot exposed. [Radar Online]

-Run’s house is going for a mere $5.5 million. Vanessa not included. [Starpulse]

-Kobe Bryant demands a trade. How about one one T-Mac for 2 KBs? [ESPN]

-Em, you ain’t caking like that. Michael Jackson, once parodied by Eminem, now owns rights to two of the worst songs in Em’s catalog. [About.com]

-How much can you afford to lose just to get a piece of Kim K? [Bossip]

-Al Gore’s assault on gossip. [Radar]

-Vanilla Ice is still relevant…in the Bull-riding industry. [Reuters]

-Nephew: “Fat Joe didn’t witness double-homicide.” [HipHopCrunch]

TRU

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Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    I keep telling you rockets fans…T-Mac is partly why they’re relevant. The key is not to trade him but to bring in the best pieces..a young PG and PF who can be aggressive in the paint.

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    I keep telling you rockets fans…T-Mac is partly why they’re relevant. The key is not to trade him but to bring in the best pieces..a young PG and PF who can be aggressive in the paint.

  • Donny F

    ^^^^Dom’t know if a new pf and pg would help. When T-Mac and Yao were hurt J. Howard actully played okay. What they need is new direction. And with Van Gundy gone we’ll see what’s really good with the Rockets.

  • Donny F

    ^^^^Dom’t know if a new pf and pg would help. When T-Mac and Yao were hurt J. Howard actully played okay. What they need is new direction. And with Van Gundy gone we’ll see what’s really good with the Rockets.

  • http://beatsandrants.blogs.com Trent

    Michael Jackson, once parodied by Eminem, now owns rights to two of the worst songs in Em’s catalog.

    That Em song “The Real Slim Shady” still gets airplay, I heard that joint on a pop-rap radio station three times over the memorial day weekend. Not that it means anything, but I’m quite sure Em is getting royality checks off those joints.

    The big picture here is that MJ, along with the Beatles catalog, is getting some major publishing royalites. That Boyz II Men catalog alone is a goldmine. And that Shakira joint is $$$.

    Fuck Fiddy and his alleged $400 million payday, MJ is getting some scrilla. He’s still broke though. But like my man Kool G. Rap,, he’s on the “road to riches.” MJ needs to hook up with Akon, talk to a real stylist and hire me as his A&R man, and maybe we might see a real thrilling Michael Jackson comeback.

    Let me stop trippin’.

    Oh, and Vanilla Ice is never revelant. EVER! ;-P

  • http://beatsandrants.blogs.com Trent

    Michael Jackson, once parodied by Eminem, now owns rights to two of the worst songs in Em’s catalog.

    That Em song “The Real Slim Shady” still gets airplay, I heard that joint on a pop-rap radio station three times over the memorial day weekend. Not that it means anything, but I’m quite sure Em is getting royality checks off those joints.

    The big picture here is that MJ, along with the Beatles catalog, is getting some major publishing royalites. That Boyz II Men catalog alone is a goldmine. And that Shakira joint is $$$.

    Fuck Fiddy and his alleged $400 million payday, MJ is getting some scrilla. He’s still broke though. But like my man Kool G. Rap,, he’s on the “road to riches.” MJ needs to hook up with Akon, talk to a real stylist and hire me as his A&R man, and maybe we might see a real thrilling Michael Jackson comeback.

    Let me stop trippin’.

    Oh, and Vanilla Ice is never revelant. EVER! ;-P

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    @Donny:

    J.Howard is getting old. We might wanna consider trading him soon or relegate him to the bench and start someone younger and he can come in later for clean up or substitute. I was disappointed that Rafe didn’t step up when he had to.

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    @Donny:

    J.Howard is getting old. We might wanna consider trading him soon or relegate him to the bench and start someone younger and he can come in later for clean up or substitute. I was disappointed that Rafe didn’t step up when he had to.

  • http://therapup.net Rizoh

    and hire me as his A&R man, and maybe we might see a real thrilling Michael Jackson comeback.

    Let me stop trippin’.

    Oh, and Vanilla Ice is never revelant. EVER! ;-P
    Trent | Homepage | 05.31.07 – 3:39 pm | ————-
    LOL! This needs to happen.

  • http://therapup.net Rizoh

    and hire me as his A&R man, and maybe we might see a real thrilling Michael Jackson comeback.

    Let me stop trippin’.

    Oh, and Vanilla Ice is never revelant. EVER! ;-P
    Trent | Homepage | 05.31.07 – 3:39 pm | ————-
    LOL! This needs to happen.

  • http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com ian

    “two of the worst songs in Em’s catalog” = two of the biggest hits in his catalog and crazy potential scrilla sources. MJ is a genius….

  • http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com ian

    “two of the worst songs in Em’s catalog” = two of the biggest hits in his catalog and crazy potential scrilla sources. MJ is a genius….

  • http://therapup.net Rizoh

    ^MJ might be more gangsta than we think. He gets dissed by Em, so he’s like, “Aight, I’ll just buy his catalog.”

  • http://therapup.net Rizoh

    ^MJ might be more gangsta than we think. He gets dissed by Em, so he’s like, “Aight, I’ll just buy his catalog.”

  • http://therapup.net Rizoh

    Esbee, if you’re gonna hammer Howard like that for being too old, then what sayeth thou of Dikembe “The Oldest Man in the NBA” Mutombo?

  • http://therapup.net Rizoh

    Esbee, if you’re gonna hammer Howard like that for being too old, then what sayeth thou of Dikembe “The Oldest Man in the NBA” Mutombo?

  • Rss

    Why Did Em & Shakira sold it To MJ?

    I would never give that childenr lover my publishings.

    And I rember McCartney was pisse off in the 80s when MJ brought his Beatles song! Why couldn’t he stop the selling?

    Goddamn I just remebered that MJ got money from me when I brought Sgt. Peppers & Revolver!

  • Rss

    Why Did Em & Shakira sold it To MJ?

    I would never give that childenr lover my publishings.

    And I rember McCartney was pisse off in the 80s when MJ brought his Beatles song! Why couldn’t he stop the selling?

    Goddamn I just remebered that MJ got money from me when I brought Sgt. Peppers & Revolver!

  • http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com ian

    Good question, Rss.

  • http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com ian

    Good question, Rss.

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    I’m just saying Juwan is too old to be on the paint constantly imo. Deke for what its worth is a sub. I feel Juwan should be or could be relegated a bit just like Deke is..and fresh young blood brought in that can be more aggressive. I think what’s plagued us offensively is the lack of aggression when it comes down to the wire..and it seems with only Yao who isn’t aggressive by nature and T-mac it won’t cut it.

  • http://www.myspace.com/plussign2 esbee

    I’m just saying Juwan is too old to be on the paint constantly imo. Deke for what its worth is a sub. I feel Juwan should be or could be relegated a bit just like Deke is..and fresh young blood brought in that can be more aggressive. I think what’s plagued us offensively is the lack of aggression when it comes down to the wire..and it seems with only Yao who isn’t aggressive by nature and T-mac it won’t cut it.

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