Are You Big?

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

Published on August 14, 2007 with 18 Comments">18 Comments

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The folks at Fox Searchlight are in dire need of an 800-pound wannabe actor to play the late great Christopher Wallace in a new blaxploitation biopic. Pending Guerilla Black’s availability, the nationwide casting call for the movie Notorious is now open to the public.

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Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • Guest

    somebody get Guerrilla Black on the phone.

  • Guest

    somebody get Guerrilla Black on the phone.

  • iceberg

    somebody get Guerrilla Black on the phone.

  • http://fobbdeep.com Ninoy Brown

    I would say Sean Kingston as the teenage Biggie, but every time I try and picture him spittin’ a freestyle in front a corner store, the only thing I hear coming out of his mouth is, “You’re just too beauuuuuutiful girl….”.

  • http://fobbdeep.com Ninoy Brown

    I would say Sean Kingston as the teenage Biggie, but every time I try and picture him spittin’ a freestyle in front a corner store, the only thing I hear coming out of his mouth is, “You’re just too beauuuuuutiful girl….”.

  • http://fobbdeep.com Ninoy Brown

    I would say Sean Kingston as the teenage Biggie, but every time I try and picture him spittin’ a freestyle in front a corner store, the only thing I hear coming out of his mouth is, “You’re just too beauuuuuutiful girl….”.

  • http://www.therapup.net Rizoh

    You know, I was going to suggest Sean Kingston as the teenage Biggie as well but I didn’t wanna piss off his fans. lol

  • http://www.therapup.net Rizoh

    You know, I was going to suggest Sean Kingston as the teenage Biggie as well but I didn’t wanna piss off his fans. lol

  • http://www.therapup.net Rizoh

    You know, I was going to suggest Sean Kingston as the teenage Biggie as well but I didn’t wanna piss off his fans. lol

  • http://www.theehlp.com esbee

    Something about this is plain offensive..I can’t place my finger on it..

  • http://www.theehlp.com esbee

    Something about this is plain offensive..I can’t place my finger on it..

  • http://www.theehlp.com esbee

    Something about this is plain offensive..I can’t place my finger on it..

  • http://nayschola.blogspot.com Nahshon

    For real tho, does Guerilla Black have any minutes on his prepaid? Cuz it is his time to Shyne. (Big Pun intended.)

  • http://nayschola.blogspot.com Nahshon

    For real tho, does Guerilla Black have any minutes on his prepaid? Cuz it is his time to Shyne. (Big Pun intended.)

  • http://nayschola.blogspot.com Nahshon

    For real tho, does Guerilla Black have any minutes on his prepaid? Cuz it is his time to Shyne. (Big Pun intended.)

  • http://www.therapup.net Rizoh

    For real tho, does Guerilla Black have any minutes on his prepaid? Cuz it is his time to Shyne. (Big Pun intended.)
    ————–
    lmao!!

  • http://www.therapup.net Rizoh

    For real tho, does Guerilla Black have any minutes on his prepaid? Cuz it is his time to Shyne. (Big Pun intended.)
    ————–
    lmao!!

  • http://www.therapup.net Rizoh

    For real tho, does Guerilla Black have any minutes on his prepaid? Cuz it is his time to Shyne. (Big Pun intended.)
    ————–
    lmao!!

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