Tomorrow is the big day here in Texas. So, if you’re in the Lone Star state, I invite you to get aboard the Hope Express. There’s room for everybody. If you’re still undecided, hit up BarackObama.com and get acquainted with his policy ideas. You won’t agree with all his positions. And he won’t deliver on all his promises (honestly, no candidate will). But you’ll respect his vision, because it’s not addled by political meandering. It’s drawn from a bottomless well of moral judgment and genuine conviction.
In the famous words of Bill Clinton, “if one candidate’s appealing to your fears and the other one’s appealing to your hopes, you better vote for the person who wants you to think and hope.”
If all else fails, choose the candidate with decent bball skills.
