Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Comic Relief

Published on April 23, 2008 with 22 Comments">22 Comments

I was looking at Cracked.com’s 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics, and this one really stood out:

Jay-Z: “Hey fella, I been watchin’ you clockin’”
MB: “Who me holding down this block it ain’t nothing, you the man nigga, now stop frontin’.”
Jay-Z: “Ha ha! I like your style!”
MB: “Nah, I like YO style!”
Jay-Z: “Let’s drive around awhile”
MB: “Cool, nigga.”
Jay-Z: “Here’s a thou!”

In retrospect, that whole song was suspect.

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Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • P-Matik

    Especially when you throw in Bleek’s “til death do us part” line.

  • P-Matik

    Especially when you throw in Bleek’s “til death do us part” line.

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  • GET EM GENIUS

    that shit got me dying lmfaoo

  • GET EM GENIUS

    that shit got me dying lmfaoo

  • Rukus

    I thought I was the only one who thought that verse was madddddd suspect.

  • Rukus

    I thought I was the only one who thought that verse was madddddd suspect.

  • Rukus

    and add on AZ and Nas on “The Essence”…I listened to that like 10 times when I first heard it because I couldn’t believe how suspect it sounded:

    Here’s a piece:
    “[AZ]You hotter with them frames on
    [Nas] Nigga you James Bond, and you stay low
    [AZ] Y’know my style babe bro (yeah, make dough)
    [Nas] Manicure, facial, face glow
    [AZ] Fuck it if you say so; I keep you P.I…

    You be the judge…

  • Rukus

    and add on AZ and Nas on “The Essence”…I listened to that like 10 times when I first heard it because I couldn’t believe how suspect it sounded:

    Here’s a piece:
    “[AZ]You hotter with them frames on
    [Nas] Nigga you James Bond, and you stay low
    [AZ] Y’know my style babe bro (yeah, make dough)
    [Nas] Manicure, facial, face glow
    [AZ] Fuck it if you say so; I keep you P.I…

    You be the judge…

  • JR

    if you knew what the song was about, you probably wouldn’t think it was gay…

    but I guess I’m the only one…

  • JR

    if you knew what the song was about, you probably wouldn’t think it was gay…

    but I guess I’m the only one…

  • J to the AAP

    JR, we know, peep the ‘unintentional’ in the headline.

    “And I dare a muthafugga to come in my face!” (C)Pharrell

  • J to the AAP

    JR, we know, peep the ‘unintentional’ in the headline.

    “And I dare a muthafugga to come in my face!” (C)Pharrell

  • JJ

    hhaha J to the AAP….
    theres another classic by pharrell in the NERD debut song “rockstar”

    “you aint heard that we swallow guys?”

  • JJ

    hhaha J to the AAP….
    theres another classic by pharrell in the NERD debut song “rockstar”

    “you aint heard that we swallow guys?”

  • Mjlovesthekids

    I’m surpised DMX isn’t on there.

    He says some of the GAYEST shit ever.

    I can’t even count how many times he’s told dudes to ‘suck his dick’ on songs.

  • Mjlovesthekids

    I’m surpised DMX isn’t on there.

    He says some of the GAYEST shit ever.

    I can’t even count how many times he’s told dudes to ‘suck his dick’ on songs.

  • http://www.therapup.net Rizoh

    Ditto the DMX comment. If this was a Grammy category he’d win it every year.

  • http://www.therapup.net Rizoh

    Ditto the DMX comment. If this was a Grammy category he’d win it every year.

  • Mjlovesthekids

    “Niggas tried to holla, but couldn’t holla back
    Now they gots to swallow, everything in the sac” – DMX

    ‘Only thing I can do with pussy is fuck it
    And I would tell you to suck my dick but you might suck it’ – DMX

    ‘If I gotsta bring it to you cowards then it’s gonna be quick, aight
    All your mens up in the jail before, suck my dick’ – DMX

    LMFAO It never ends.

  • Mjlovesthekids

    “Niggas tried to holla, but couldn’t holla back
    Now they gots to swallow, everything in the sac” – DMX

    ‘Only thing I can do with pussy is fuck it
    And I would tell you to suck my dick but you might suck it’ – DMX

    ‘If I gotsta bring it to you cowards then it’s gonna be quick, aight
    All your mens up in the jail before, suck my dick’ – DMX

    LMFAO It never ends.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_ivanrott Ivan

    ??? That wasn’t even remotely gay…

    I guess that also makes Jadakiss (and all mafioso rappers) gay…

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_ivanrott Ivan

    ??? That wasn’t even remotely gay…

    I guess that also makes Jadakiss (and all mafioso rappers) gay…

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