Elucid – “E! Channel”

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Published on May 28, 2008 with 13 Comments">13 Comments


Elucid – E! Channel

I’m not normally impressed when rappers toot their own horn a little too loud, but this “E! Channel” press release is beyond hilarious:

Elucid must have balls constructed of highly-polished, rust-resistant titanium to rap over the irresistible bop of Suzanne “Vega’s classic “Tom’s Diner.” Come on now. But like everything else he does, it works. Elucid spins a voyeuristic third-person narrative of infidelity witnessed from a window in his customary vivid poeticism.

Titanium balls, huh?

Update: khal is right, Elucid didn’t write that press release. Still funny though.

TRU

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  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_ivanrott Ivan

    Tupac’s balls are titanium-ier!

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_ivanrott Ivan

    Tupac’s balls are titanium-ier!

  • khal

    did E write that though? I think the loosie guys have someone who does their press releases, and he doesn’t impress me. might be why i don’t get their emails lol

  • khal

    did E write that though? I think the loosie guys have someone who does their press releases, and he doesn’t impress me. might be why i don’t get their emails lol

  • P-Matik

    If his are titanium, what were Nikki D’s??

  • P-Matik

    If his are titanium, what were Nikki D’s??

  • steelballz

    khal is only impressed by smooth humanoid balls. i.e. “as fragile as eggs.”

  • steelballz

    khal is only impressed by smooth humanoid balls. i.e. “as fragile as eggs.”

  • khal

    the only balls i am impressed with are the meatballs in a good spaghetti dish. and I watch basketball. anything to do with the testicles of another man is out of my zone of care.

  • khal

    the only balls i am impressed with are the meatballs in a good spaghetti dish. and I watch basketball. anything to do with the testicles of another man is out of my zone of care.

  • steelballz

    highly-polished titanium balls deserve respect, if only for the bearer’s fortitude during the chill of winter. and, obviously, for their reflectiveness.

  • SkillS

    Skeet Skeet Skeet.

  • steelballz

    highly-polished titanium balls deserve respect, if only for the bearer’s fortitude during the chill of winter. and, obviously, for their reflectiveness.

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