Prodigy: “Beware of Toothpaste”

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

Published on July 23, 2008 with 4 Comments">4 Comments

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If you’ve been checking Vibe.com you’ve probably noticed that Prodigy has returned with yet another installment of his random conspiracy theories. This time, he’s petrified of the fluoride.

Typing in all CAPS, P educates us on the hazards of fluoride:
“FLUORIDE IS FOUND IN TOOTHPASTE; DRINKING WATER FROM THE FAUCET, SHOWER WATER AND IT’S A POLLUTANT IN THE AIR THAT WE BREATHE OUTSIDE.

FLUORIDE WAS FIRST INTRODUCED INTO DRINKING WATER AND TOOTHPASTE IN THE LATE TO EARLY 80’S. I CAN REMEMBER AS A CHILD IN SCHOOL WHEN THEY MADE US BRING HOME SOME TYPE OF PAPER TALKING ABOUT FLUORIDE. FLUORIDE IS SUPPOSED TO STOP CAVITIES AND TOOTH DECAY, WHEN IN TOOTHPASTE, AND KILL GERMS IN DRINKING WATER.

AS I BECAME OLDER AND STARTED RESEARCHING ABOUT FOOD ADDITIVES AND INGREDIENTS, I FOUND OUT THAT FLUORIDE IS A POISON!!!! FIRST, I FOUND OUT THAT THE U.S. MILITARY WAS USING FLUORIDE AS AN INGREDIENT IN MAKING NAPALM BOMBS FOR THE VIETNAM WAR. THEN I FOUND OUT THAT EVERYTIME WE BRUSH OUR TEETH WITH FLUORIDE TOOTHPASTE, WE ARE SLOWLY POISONING OURSELVES LITTLE BY LITTLE.”

Not terrified yet? Read the full post at Prodigy’s Vibe Blog.

TRU

Rizoh

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  • moneda

    Firstly, “… POISON!!!!”

    Grown folk need to realize multiple exclamation marks are for 12-year-olds.

    Secondly, too much calcium can kill a person, but taken over a longer period of time that same amount of calcium will help strengthen your bones. I’m jus’ sayin’.

  • moneda

    Firstly, “… POISON!!!!”

    Grown folk need to realize multiple exclamation marks are for 12-year-olds.

    Secondly, too much calcium can kill a person, but taken over a longer period of time that same amount of calcium will help strengthen your bones. I’m jus’ sayin’.

  • Vulture

    Don’t ever change Prodigy, you’re hilarious.

  • Vulture

    Don’t ever change Prodigy, you’re hilarious.

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