Ron Artest Guarantees Rockets Championship

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Sports

Published on August 04, 2008 with 10 Comments">10 Comments

I can’t fault part-time rapper and full-time baller Ron Artest for saying he’s ready to win a championship. We have enough weapons in our arsenal to make a deep run, if everyone stays healthy. Besides, that’s probably what it’s going to take for people to stop bringing up that brawl every other sentence. That said, we all know how guarantees usually end up in professional sports.

A few more clips on the Artest trade below.


Ron responds to Yao’s remarks about team chemistry


Jeff Van Gundy likes the trade. “I think the Rockets, along with the Lakers and the Celtics, have the best talent in the league.” Why did we fire Jeff again?

I have a strong feeling that this trade will trigger a flurry of similar trades in, especially in the west, the same way Gasol’s addition to the Lakers forced the likes of Suns and Mavs to make some big moves last season. It’s going to be an exciting season. I can’t wait.

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook

  • Dan

    houston is going to be deadly next season

  • Dan

    houston is going to be deadly next season

  • bull

    yeah he’s good but idunno about championship.

  • bull

    yeah he’s good but idunno about championship.

  • ant

    uhhhh i think you forgot about my OK Thunders!

  • ant

    uhhhh i think you forgot about my OK Thunders!

  • Jo kyle

    Lakers will win it all next year.

  • Jo kyle

    Lakers will win it all next year.

  • Hip Hop Made Me Do It

    If the big three can stay healthy, they will at least make it to the Western Conference Finals.

  • Hip Hop Made Me Do It

    If the big three can stay healthy, they will at least make it to the Western Conference Finals.