Eminem Finally Agrees His Beats Suck

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Published on October 22, 2008 with 31 Comments">31 Comments

I know you’re on the edge of your seat right now. For safety sake, please move back a little bit. The new buzz around Eminem’s new album is that Dr. Dre is producing damn near the whole album. There, take a sigh of relief. Ahhh….

Em said: “Obviously his beats are insane but aside from that I can rap, I can write and not worry about what the beat has to sound like and how loud a snare drum is. All those things are taken care of for me. I feel like a spoilt rapper. I get to pick and choose everything.”

That’s a concession right there, Ladies and Gentlemen. By relinquishing the reins of production to Dre, who is only 2nd to DJ Premier as the G.P.O.A.T. (in my terribly biased opinion, of course), Em pretty much affirms what we’ve been saying for years — that he really needs to stick to rap. Thanks, Slim. I am now officially looking forward to Relapse.

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  • DJ Hen

    gonna be one of the best albums of all time the shady interscope family realizing they all need each other, the three headed monster is gonna take over 2009

  • DJ Hen

    gonna be one of the best albums of all time the shady interscope family realizing they all need each other, the three headed monster is gonna take over 2009

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    I hope you’re right.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    I hope you’re right.

  • Rick.

    I’m starvin’ for new Dre. I’m glad that Em will step down from production. I don’t think he’s awful. He’s just been making the same beat for 5 years. Lazy drums + ominous strings + mediocre beatbox-scratch noises.

  • Rick.

    I’m starvin’ for new Dre. I’m glad that Em will step down from production. I don’t think he’s awful. He’s just been making the same beat for 5 years. Lazy drums + ominous strings + mediocre beatbox-scratch noises.

  • East Coast

    Thank god no more wack beats from Em there is a god. Now I hope its not too cheesy.

  • East Coast

    Thank god no more wack beats from Em there is a god. Now I hope its not too cheesy.

  • East Coast

    And Please no more songs about Kim and his moms.

  • East Coast

    And Please no more songs about Kim and his moms.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_3d1axyncnnc85 Mjlovesthekids

    WAIT! I still need Em on a track by Primo.

    I NEED THAT SHIT.

    And maybe a Kanye prod. track.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_3d1axyncnnc85 Mjlovesthekids

    WAIT! I still need Em on a track by Primo.

    I NEED THAT SHIT.

    And maybe a Kanye prod. track.

  • D.J,

    Say dont mean to change the subject but that dude Big Chief “My Swagg” boy he’s the coldest dude out! I Think the guy is out of Dallas,tx..the track is hot yo

  • D.J,

    Say dont mean to change the subject but that dude Big Chief “My Swagg” boy he’s the coldest dude out! I Think the guy is out of Dallas,tx..the track is hot yo

  • hellrugga

    I HOPE DAT THE SONG CALLED
    “keys to the city”
    produced by primo
    will be on the new album “relapse”
    PLEASE Em’ !
    don’t forget about preemo…
    thx

  • hellrugga

    I HOPE DAT THE SONG CALLED
    “keys to the city”
    produced by primo
    will be on the new album “relapse”
    PLEASE Em’ !
    don’t forget about preemo…
    thx

  • ILLAIM

    lol

    Tre Little’s words where so true….

  • ILLAIM

    lol

    Tre Little’s words where so true….

  • ILLAIM

    lol

    Tre Little’s words where so true….

  • NYHC81

    Are you really hating an Eminem beats? are you emotionally disturbed? lol. Come on mannn

  • Erock Lazron

    I think you meant to say “third after RZA and Primo”

  • ostrange

    True em’s been makin the same beat for 5ive years – god that sounds funny,Same drums/tempo we know the drill.He should get a primo and pete rock track tho

  • Archie

    Em finally figured out his beats suck. lol He’s still ill at rapping though.

  • DJ Raida

    you guys think em and premier would mix? i cant imagine them making a track together

  • Gremlin

    I think Eminem’s beats are hot. Anything a black man can do, a white man can do better… and Eminem has proven that several times over now!

  • Vulture

    Gremlin, let me be the first to say, get that shit outta here. It ain’t welcome.

    My hype for Em’s new album is definitely much higher now. It takes a strong artist to admit their weakness and embrace their strength. And while I don’t think Em’s beats are awful, I do think they’re all pretty much the same.

    And I gotta say, as much as I love the RZA, I don’t know if Em and the RZA would really fit. I’m trying to imagine it and just can’t come up with anything. Then again if there’s one thing you can count on the RZA for it’s originality.

  • Slim_Shady

    Fuck all you people. Em’s the best around. Beat does not make the rapper but Slim’s production has always been tight.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_3d1axyncnnc85 Mjlovesthekids

    ^^^Wait… why is slim shady referring to himself in the third person… unless… *gasp* IT’S NOT SLIM SHADY.

    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.

    P.S. “Peep Show” sucked therefore, Em production hasn’t ALWAYS been tight. So fuck you. Guy.

  • ant

    i hope there is a premo! track!!!

  • ILLAIM

    lol

    Tre Little’s words where so true….

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PE4X3FETI2JW3I4XFJZFSQRSZ4 RW

    Eminem’s beats have always pissed me off. Each and every one is so incredibly garbage its like his  personal signature lol… if a beat sucks on his album, he most likely made it. I luv him as an emcee, he’s one of the greatest ever, but I really wanna strangle the producer he’s trying to be!