Beyonce Volunteers for Inauguration Ceremony

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

Published on November 06, 2008 with No Comments">No Comments

Hey Obama, Beyonce is at your service if you need her to work the pipes on Inauguration Day. And by pipes, I mean the vocal kind, you nerf worm. Jigga’s wifey says she’ll do whatever the President-Elect asks of her on that day.

“I’m there. I can’t wait,” said Beyonce. “I feel like all of us, we’re ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want — if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I’m there, and I’m ready.”

Bey was supposed to be in Japan promoting her new album, but canceled at the last minute.

“I said, ‘What am I doing? I’m completely making a bad decision. I have to go home. I’m gonna kill myself if I’m not home in America,”‘ said the singer. “I knew I needed to be here.” After he won, she said she “fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time. I woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face!”

Well, at least we now know that Beyonce is human.

TRU

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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