Humorless Weezy Haters Strut Their Swag

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

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Published on January 21, 2009 with 66 Comments">66 Comments

lil wayne

I love it when people overreact to apparent sarcasm.

Clipz Says:

“Rizoh, i’d seriously like to know who allowed you to run this blog with all the bullshit you’re spewing out. You couldn’t even come up with an educated rebutle so you just nuthug him even more, and not only compare him to legends of other music genres. But to say hes better than all of them combined?

How the fuck can you even compare one to the other when they’re seperated by decades and a completely different genre in itself.

I doubt i’ll actually get a dignified response from you, but do you consider yourself a journalist? I know this is your own blog and you’re entitled to your own opinion, but TELLING me that I “damn well know Weezy is the best” is pretty fuckin biased if you ask me.

Not even is that disrespectful to music itself, but its disrespectful to the black people to even think about putting Wayne is the same category as Marvin and Jimi.

Now do yourself and your fellow bloggers a favor and drink bleach. You do not deserve to be running this shit.”

Wu-Banga Says:

“Lol, here is the name of 8 rappers better than Lil gayne, RZA, GZA, O.D.B., Inspectah, Ghost Face killah, Raekwon the Chef, U-GOD, and The Method Man.”

Lil Wayne’s Ex-Girlfriend = Sexytime

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • fomenter

    The word that comes to mind is Obtuse. I’m thinking this entire blog is over their heads.

  • fomenter

    The word that comes to mind is Obtuse. I’m thinking this entire blog is over their heads.

  • rollingroth

    wow, what an idiot. if you can’t read sarcasm out of those posts, you should NOT be allowed to write a response in the hopes of sounding defiant and “journalistic”

  • rollingroth

    wow, what an idiot. if you can’t read sarcasm out of those posts, you should NOT be allowed to write a response in the hopes of sounding defiant and “journalistic”

  • J to the AAP

    Rizoh what the hell are you yakking about? That was obviously the most awesome ‘rebutle’ since the invention of the written word!

    But seriously, smfh.

  • J to the AAP

    Rizoh what the hell are you yakking about? That was obviously the most awesome ‘rebutle’ since the invention of the written word!

    But seriously, smfh.

  • Mr.White

    Dude’s come n hate on our blog if I even post about Wayne lol

  • Mr.White

    Dude’s come n hate on our blog if I even post about Wayne lol

  • ian

    Thinking U-God is better than Wayne is laughable….

  • ian

    Thinking U-God is better than Wayne is laughable….

  • moneda

    This has been the greatest laugh of my day. Thanks Riz.

  • moneda

    This has been the greatest laugh of my day. Thanks Riz.

  • esbee

    *HEE-HAWS all over this blog*

  • esbee

    *HEE-HAWS all over this blog*

  • djp

    Oh damn. Just clicked on some of those links and it looks like there is a repeat problem with broken sarcasm detectors. This one is my favorite:

    HOW IN THE HELL CAN U BEGAIN TO THINK ABOUT BELIVEIN DWAYNE CARTER (JR)IS THE BEST RAPPER IM GOIN TO LIST 10 RAPERS OF ALL TIME THAT IS LEAPS AND BOUND BETTER THEN HIM NO.1 2PAC NO.2 BIGGIE NO.3 JAY-Z NO.4 NAS NO.5 ICE CUBE NO.6 RAKIM NO.7- 50 CENT YOUNG BUCK LLOYD BANKS GAME JADA KISS STYLES SHEEK FABLOUS JOE BUDDENS TI FUCK IT TO MANY NAMES TO NAME LIL WAYNE STOLE THE VOICE BOX IDEA FROM T PAIN AND STOLE THE TIGHT CLOTHS FROM JIM JONES STOLE SOME JAY-Z STYLE KISSING MEN INTHE MOUNTH LIP AND EYE BRAW RINGS HE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO OR WHAT HE IS HOW IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE LET A LONG THE BEST EVER YOU ALL NEED TO SOME HIP HOP HOME WORK BEFORE YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THIS IT REALLY BROTHERS ME THATS EVEN LIL WAYNE DON’T BELEIVE HE’S THE BEST HE JUST CONTINUE SAY BECAUSE YOU JACK ASSES CONTINUE TO BELIEVE IT PLEASE DO SOME HIP HOP HOME WORK PLEASE ! ! ! ! !

    Wow. I just don’t understand why dude put periods to denote the abbreviation of number (NO.1), but no other periods are to be found. Shit’s crazy, son. Also, that’s cold to list 2Pac as the all time best raper. Shit’s cold. Let the man RIP. Damn.

  • djp

    Oh damn. Just clicked on some of those links and it looks like there is a repeat problem with broken sarcasm detectors. This one is my favorite:

    HOW IN THE HELL CAN U BEGAIN TO THINK ABOUT BELIVEIN DWAYNE CARTER (JR)IS THE BEST RAPPER IM GOIN TO LIST 10 RAPERS OF ALL TIME THAT IS LEAPS AND BOUND BETTER THEN HIM NO.1 2PAC NO.2 BIGGIE NO.3 JAY-Z NO.4 NAS NO.5 ICE CUBE NO.6 RAKIM NO.7- 50 CENT YOUNG BUCK LLOYD BANKS GAME JADA KISS STYLES SHEEK FABLOUS JOE BUDDENS TI FUCK IT TO MANY NAMES TO NAME LIL WAYNE STOLE THE VOICE BOX IDEA FROM T PAIN AND STOLE THE TIGHT CLOTHS FROM JIM JONES STOLE SOME JAY-Z STYLE KISSING MEN INTHE MOUNTH LIP AND EYE BRAW RINGS HE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO OR WHAT HE IS HOW IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE LET A LONG THE BEST EVER YOU ALL NEED TO SOME HIP HOP HOME WORK BEFORE YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THIS IT REALLY BROTHERS ME THATS EVEN LIL WAYNE DON’T BELEIVE HE’S THE BEST HE JUST CONTINUE SAY BECAUSE YOU JACK ASSES CONTINUE TO BELIEVE IT PLEASE DO SOME HIP HOP HOME WORK PLEASE ! ! ! ! !

    Wow. I just don’t understand why dude put periods to denote the abbreviation of number (NO.1), but no other periods are to be found. Shit’s crazy, son. Also, that’s cold to list 2Pac as the all time best raper. Shit’s cold. Let the man RIP. Damn.

  • NYHC81

    “thinking U-God is better Wayne”, what does that mean, “better”….I got one. U-God came up with the Wu, Lil Wayne came up with Juvenille. there’s the first in the “better” arguement. How about first albums (both dropped in 1999), Golden Arms Redemption >>> the Block is Hot. Should we keep going…

  • NYHC81

    “thinking U-God is better Wayne”, what does that mean, “better”….I got one. U-God came up with the Wu, Lil Wayne came up with Juvenille. there’s the first in the “better” arguement. How about first albums (both dropped in 1999), Golden Arms Redemption >>> the Block is Hot. Should we keep going…

  • John M

    RIZ, THAY JUSS HATIN’ CUZ WEEZY F. BABY IS OUTSELLIN THAY FAV. RAPPERS AN EXPANDIN HIZ HUSTLE. DON’T MIND THA HATAZ, THAY ALWAYZ GOIN 2 H8, KEEP REPPIN’ MAH BOY AN KEEPIN IT REEL CUZ U KNO IM ON THAT GRIND

  • John M

    RIZ, THAY JUSS HATIN’ CUZ WEEZY F. BABY IS OUTSELLIN THAY FAV. RAPPERS AN EXPANDIN HIZ HUSTLE. DON’T MIND THA HATAZ, THAY ALWAYZ GOIN 2 H8, KEEP REPPIN’ MAH BOY AN KEEPIN IT REEL CUZ U KNO IM ON THAT GRIND

  • NYHC81

    outselling?? yeah so was Usher and Lil John, now they can’t buy a hit. south dick riding is over. people have had it with that nonsense.

  • NYHC81

    outselling?? yeah so was Usher and Lil John, now they can’t buy a hit. south dick riding is over. people have had it with that nonsense.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2wudg3zakwx77 Clipz

    How the fuck are you suppose to READ sarcasm in the first place?

    Especially when that was my first time coming to this pathetic site, thru RealTalk cuz I wanted to look at them females, and now you tryna get your “TRU bloggers” to hop on and make you feel better about yourself

    Nigga your pic is even of Weezy LOL you know you stannin since you cant stop thinking about him, im laughin that you actually made a post about this

    Why Uproxx even got this site? Its jus a shittier version of RTNY, with just even more worthless posts, which they already got, -smdh

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2wudg3zakwx77 Clipz

    How the fuck are you suppose to READ sarcasm in the first place?

    Especially when that was my first time coming to this pathetic site, thru RealTalk cuz I wanted to look at them females, and now you tryna get your “TRU bloggers” to hop on and make you feel better about yourself

    Nigga your pic is even of Weezy LOL you know you stannin since you cant stop thinking about him, im laughin that you actually made a post about this

    Why Uproxx even got this site? Its jus a shittier version of RTNY, with just even more worthless posts, which they already got, -smdh

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    We love you back, Clipz. Stay classy.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    We love you back, Clipz. Stay classy.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2wudg3zakwx77 Clipz

    Stay stannin kiddo

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2wudg3zakwx77 Clipz

    Stay stannin kiddo

  • d-rock

    Let’s just hope he doesn’t find all of the praise for Soulja Boy…

  • d-rock

    Let’s just hope he doesn’t find all of the praise for Soulja Boy…

  • ATI

    lol, dude is mad ’cause even Weezy on syzzurp manages to be more coherent than Clipz

  • ATI

    lol, dude is mad ’cause even Weezy on syzzurp manages to be more coherent than Clipz

  • LarSiN

    Good times

  • LarSiN

    Good times

  • Doulaye

    Man rizoh dis shit is too funny.
    U da man
    one

  • Doulaye

    Man rizoh dis shit is too funny.
    U da man
    one

  • J to the AAP

    “How the fuck are you suppose to READ sarcasm in the first place?”

    With eyes and a brain?

  • J to the AAP

    “How the fuck are you suppose to READ sarcasm in the first place?”

    With eyes and a brain?

  • RAE

    RIZ, THAY JUSS HATIN’ CUZ WEEZY F. BABY IS OUTSELLIN THAY FAV. RAPPERS AN EXPANDIN HIZ HUSTLE. DON’T MIND THA HATAZ, THAY ALWAYZ GOIN 2 H8, KEEP REPPIN’ MAH BOY AN KEEPIN IT REEL CUZ U KNO IM ON THAT GRIND

    and the reverse. haha, i know im a day late on this shit.. but its hilarious. i must say, i sniffed out your sarcasm probably somewhere about two years ago, but that because i invested all of those ruples into that anti-blogging sarcasm detector. damn bloggers.

  • RAE

    RIZ, THAY JUSS HATIN’ CUZ WEEZY F. BABY IS OUTSELLIN THAY FAV. RAPPERS AN EXPANDIN HIZ HUSTLE. DON’T MIND THA HATAZ, THAY ALWAYZ GOIN 2 H8, KEEP REPPIN’ MAH BOY AN KEEPIN IT REEL CUZ U KNO IM ON THAT GRIND

    and the reverse. haha, i know im a day late on this shit.. but its hilarious. i must say, i sniffed out your sarcasm probably somewhere about two years ago, but that because i invested all of those ruples into that anti-blogging sarcasm detector. damn bloggers.

  • DJ Raida

    Cant keep every1 happy riz- just so you know, i enjoyed the sarcasm every time there was a wayne post

    do your thing- to those people who dont even understand what your saying- you aint the target audience for this blog ;)

  • DJ Raida

    Cant keep every1 happy riz- just so you know, i enjoyed the sarcasm every time there was a wayne post

    do your thing- to those people who dont even understand what your saying- you aint the target audience for this blog ;)

  • John M

    I just hope to god nobody actually took my post seriously.

    …but then I see that people did.

  • John M

    I just hope to god nobody actually took my post seriously.

    …but then I see that people did.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    22. John M Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 6:07 am e

    I just hope to god nobody actually took my post seriously.

    …but then I see that people did.
    —————————-
    Heyyy, I’m the sarcasm man. Get off my lawn, kiddo!

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    22. John M Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 6:07 am e

    I just hope to god nobody actually took my post seriously.

    …but then I see that people did.
    —————————-
    Heyyy, I’m the sarcasm man. Get off my lawn, kiddo!

  • fivemicfelon

    wow i came to this site thinking it was the SOHH forum…damn people cant just look at sarcasmn too well

  • fivemicfelon

    wow i came to this site thinking it was the SOHH forum…damn people cant just look at sarcasmn too well

  • GetEmGenius

    e-Beef at its finest.

  • GetEmGenius

    e-Beef at its finest.