Lil Wayne’s Rock Album Will Cure Cancer

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Music

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Published on January 26, 2009 with 32 Comments">32 Comments

Lil Wayne – “Prom Queen”
The greatest artist of all time Weezy F Baby has a hugely anticipated rock album due on April 7. Weezy’s rock album is titled Rebirth because it will cure all forms of cancer and probably some forms of diabetes. This here classic tune “Prom Queen” is the lead single from Rebirth. If you don’t feel a warm sensation in your knees after listening to “Prom Queen,” you’re either deaf or dead. Or both.

[Raise one to: Nation]

TRU

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • John M

    traaaaaaaaaaaash

  • John M

    traaaaaaaaaaaash

  • Nunchuk Nino

    Lol! I love your Weezy sarcasm! Unfortunately it flies over some people’s heads

    I always expect to come to The Rap Up and the named be changed WeezyIsFatherSonandHolyGhost.com

  • Nunchuk Nino

    Lol! I love your Weezy sarcasm! Unfortunately it flies over some people’s heads

    I always expect to come to The Rap Up and the named be changed WeezyIsFatherSonandHolyGhost.com

  • moneda

    That picture creeps the hell out of me…

  • moneda

    That picture creeps the hell out of me…

  • leavemebe

    another sick f**k….it should cure his addiction first…junkie

  • leavemebe

    another sick f**k….it should cure his addiction first…junkie

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    1. Nunchuk Nino Says:

    “I always expect to come to The Rap Up and the named be changed WeezyIsFatherSonandHolyGhost.com”
    ——————–
    It’s not entirely out of the question.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    1. Nunchuk Nino Says:

    “I always expect to come to The Rap Up and the named be changed WeezyIsFatherSonandHolyGhost.com”
    ——————–
    It’s not entirely out of the question.

  • Nunchuk Nino

    ^ I got 5 on it

  • Nunchuk Nino

    ^ I got 5 on it

  • catch91

    Man. I can’t feel my legs! What th… you say something??? I can’t hear shit either!! Fuck man, I think… I must be DEAD yo.

    At least Weezy will be there to greet me at the gates! God Bless!

  • catch91

    Man. I can’t feel my legs! What th… you say something??? I can’t hear shit either!! Fuck man, I think… I must be DEAD yo.

    At least Weezy will be there to greet me at the gates! God Bless!

  • Nunchuk Nino

    seriously though Rizoh i love you and your site so much i just wake up every morning and come to this site it just brightens up my day im getting hard just thinking about it Lol!

  • Nunchuk Nino

    seriously though Rizoh i love you and your site so much i just wake up every morning and come to this site it just brightens up my day im getting hard just thinking about it Lol!

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2vwnrd9koso19 B-Double

    Best tag ever.

    After hearing that hot garbage, I wish I was deaf… or dead.

    Soon enough. Soon enough.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2vwnrd9koso19 B-Double

    Best tag ever.

    After hearing that hot garbage, I wish I was deaf… or dead.

    Soon enough. Soon enough.

  • ruserious

    WTF are you serious??! If you honestly think a Lil Wayne rock album will be good, let alone CURE CANCER, then you are officially a Wayne stan. Dude is terrible, the only mc’s that can cure illnesses are BIG and Pac! How can you even talk about this dude in the same sentence as those legends???

    *gets tapped on the shoulder*

    …what? what the fuck is sarcasm?

  • ruserious

    WTF are you serious??! If you honestly think a Lil Wayne rock album will be good, let alone CURE CANCER, then you are officially a Wayne stan. Dude is terrible, the only mc’s that can cure illnesses are BIG and Pac! How can you even talk about this dude in the same sentence as those legends???

    *gets tapped on the shoulder*

    …what? what the fuck is sarcasm?

  • Julian M.

    That song is trash, fuck that new album.

  • Julian M.

    That song is trash, fuck that new album.

  • djp

    Wow…is that shit for real? I would call it hot garbage, too, but feel that it wouldn’t be fair to all the hot garbage out there.

    The sad thing is that people will buy this complete and utter shit.

  • djp

    Wow…is that shit for real? I would call it hot garbage, too, but feel that it wouldn’t be fair to all the hot garbage out there.

    The sad thing is that people will buy this complete and utter shit.

  • NEMESIS

    Damn man, if yall dont like lil wayne and his music then stop getting on his topics and stop listening to his stuff..tired of you hatin and cry baby people…get a life that strays you away from hatin

  • NEMESIS

    Damn man, if yall dont like lil wayne and his music then stop getting on his topics and stop listening to his stuff..tired of you hatin and cry baby people…get a life that strays you away from hatin

  • el jefe

    i respect anything original but i can say this is the worst wayne song ever made. i can’t even get through the first minute without changing it.
    “I KICKS THAT ISH NOW GON PUT IT IN THE TRASH”

  • el jefe

    i respect anything original but i can say this is the worst wayne song ever made. i can’t even get through the first minute without changing it.
    “I KICKS THAT ISH NOW GON PUT IT IN THE TRASH”

  • Shikaru

    HAHA!

    He acts like he is God!
    Your song can only cause seizures. Not cure cancer!

  • Shikaru

    HAHA!

    He acts like he is God!
    Your song can only cause seizures. Not cure cancer!

  • kj

    yo sikaru ur songs aint any better lil wayne is god and u no it

  • kj

    yo sikaru ur songs aint any better lil wayne is god and u no it

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