Articles Posted January 2009
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Interscope Fires Everybody
The suits at Interscope who ruined America’s music business are now seeking to ruin America’s economy by adding 24 people to the unemployment pool. Says Billboard: Roughly two dozen staffers were cut at Interscope Geffen…
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Jay-Z – “When The Money Goes”
Jay-Z – “When The Money Goes” Some things never change. Like Jay-Z being one of the most creative, intelligent, charismatic, and articulate rappers of our time. Or Jay-Z being rich for so long he’s forgotten…
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Follow Me on Twitter, Avert Apocalypse
As of this writing, my Twitter followership is 665 + 1. Please follow me on Twitter to avert the earth-shattering tsunamis and apocalyptic alien invasion that will probably occur if my followership remains at this…
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Blagojevich Hates Hip-Hop
I’m currently enrolled in a Philosophy class, so this video presents me with a golden opportunity to practice my argument and reasoning skills. As you can see from the video, Governor Crazy Hair flirted with…
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This is Kinda Sad
This is why rappers should stick to killing rappers. “A Los Angeles Superior Court judge has refused to lower the $1 million bail for a Swedish hip-hop artist accused of killing a jazz pianist at…
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Fabulous Photos from Toccara’s Fabulous Workout DVD
Fashion model-turned-TeeVee gal Toccara Jones is looking to extend her 15 minutes of fame by launching a workout DVD “for Real Size Woman.” I’m not sure what “real size” means but I’m pretty sure it’s…
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Cuban Linx: Prom Queen
Talib Kweli has mixed feelings about Notorious [Year of the Blacksmith] Rhyming litigant beats a bum rap [Chicago Tribune] Lil Wayne’s rock album, Rebirth, set for April 7 [About.com] Is Obama’s presidency the change hip-hop…
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Lil Wayne’s Rock Album Will Cure Cancer
Lil Wayne – “Prom Queen” The greatest artist of all time Weezy F Baby has a hugely anticipated rock album due on April 7. Weezy’s rock album is titled Rebirth because it will cure all…
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Cool Kids – “Pennies” Video
Hi, my name is Rizoh and I’m an NBA 2K9 addict. My addiction to 2K9 gives me basketball insight beyond human comprehension. In fact, according to NBA 2K9 the Houston Rockets will beat the Cleveland…
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B.o.B. – “Lonely People” Video
Bobby Ray may be a new jack but he’s already mastered the music biz success formula. Boobies + YouTube = Awesome! FYI: The audio gives out towards the end of the video, but you won’t…
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Real Jay-Z Meets Fake Jay-Z
Jay-Z meets comedian Afffion Crockett, who gets a kick out of impersonating rappers like Jigga. Hey fellas, you want Beyonce back on the market? Have Affion call Bey on the phone and say, “In my…
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I’m sure Lil Wayne had something to do with this
Ever since MC Hammer gave Google Analytics his stamp of approval, I’ve been using it as a guiding force to see which search phrases are bringing weirdos to The Rap Up. You won’t believe what…
