Stop sippin’ on that Formula 50

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

Published on January 16, 2009 with 28 Comments">28 Comments

Contrary to what 50 has been telling you all along, Vitamin water is nothing but obesity and diabetes distilled into one nasty bottle. The Center for Science in the Public Interest has slapped Coca-Cola, parent company of Glacéau Vitamin Water, with a lawsuit calling Vitamin water marketing claims like “energy” and “XXX” unsubstantiated and deceptive. Other claims that the sugary liquid can reduce joint pain, boost the immune system, and automatically improve your chances of winning the lottery are also false. [USNews]

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  • Ignite Mindz

    but its so damn good. i still buy that formula 50 shit even tho it kills me to pay that dude. shit is that good

  • Ignite Mindz

    but its so damn good. i still buy that formula 50 shit even tho it kills me to pay that dude. shit is that good

  • leavemebe

    i like and i buy it. no worst then soda…..plus 50 said f**k it he got paid lol

  • leavemebe

    i like and i buy it. no worst then soda…..plus 50 said f**k it he got paid lol

  • mad

    its taste good tho…if you drink soda why not drink form50

  • mad

    its taste good tho…if you drink soda why not drink form50

  • Anonymous

    it will kill u. 50 ain no scientist. jus makin money

  • Anonymous

    it will kill u. 50 ain no scientist. jus makin money

  • Spose

    REVIVE all Day!!!

  • Spose

    REVIVE all Day!!!

  • real

    it has as much sugar than soda, in reality it is soda, with out it being carbonated.

  • real

    it has as much sugar than soda, in reality it is soda, with out it being carbonated.

  • youidiots

    you idiots, formula 50 doesnt have as much sugar as sodas YOU IDIOTS! a bottle of soda has anywhere from 40-80 grams of sugar (check those flavored mountain dews). form 50 has less about 20… YOU IDIOTS!

  • youidiots

    you idiots, formula 50 doesnt have as much sugar as sodas YOU IDIOTS! a bottle of soda has anywhere from 40-80 grams of sugar (check those flavored mountain dews). form 50 has less about 20… YOU IDIOTS!

  • JBoogie

    Hell yea 50! give them white kids diabetes. They always be dissing us and koolaid but you be selling them the same shiz for 100x the scrilla!

  • JBoogie

    Hell yea 50! give them white kids diabetes. They always be dissing us and koolaid but you be selling them the same shiz for 100x the scrilla!

  • Anonymous

    They also say protein shakes are bad for us now…we should all just get drunk,

  • Anonymous

    They also say protein shakes are bad for us now…we should all just get drunk,

  • Joe

    IT IMPROVES CHANCES OF WINNING THE LOTTERY…..DAMN IMMA BUY A WHOLE CASE hahaha

  • Joe

    IT IMPROVES CHANCES OF WINNING THE LOTTERY…..DAMN IMMA BUY A WHOLE CASE hahaha

  • jaywill

    y’all niggas hatin like a motherfucker. let a nigga live man damn….y y’all trying to knock a nigga hustle? i don’t hear y’all sayin stop drinking pepsi! crab in a barrel as niggas. Stop Hatin.

  • jaywill

    y’all niggas hatin like a motherfucker. let a nigga live man damn….y y’all trying to knock a nigga hustle? i don’t hear y’all sayin stop drinking pepsi! crab in a barrel as niggas. Stop Hatin.

  • S. C. Dubya

    All you’re doing is paying a $1.50 for overpriced koolaid. No vitamins or anything. Like thinking you’re getting a flu vaccine, but they gave a chicken pox vaccine. Yall are some dumb asses if you keep putting money in them white folks pockets like that.

  • S. C. Dubya

    All you’re doing is paying a $1.50 for overpriced koolaid. No vitamins or anything. Like thinking you’re getting a flu vaccine, but they gave a chicken pox vaccine. Yall are some dumb asses if you keep putting money in them white folks pockets like that.

  • Mic Sorc

    Fuck 50. I drink Propel. Write a diss song bout that, cheap chuncky monkey

  • Mic Sorc

    Fuck 50. I drink Propel. Write a diss song bout that, cheap chuncky monkey

  • JCeeZ

    hey from50 good. fuck ya’ll

  • JCeeZ

    hey from50 good. fuck ya’ll

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