I’m a PC and I’m 4 ½ (and I’m Still Crappy)

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Videos

Published on February 08, 2009 with 22 Comments">22 Comments

After taking a drubbing from Apple in their long-running ad war, Microsoft’s first step was to roll out a series of quirky commercials featuring Bill Gates and funnyman Jerry Seinfield. The sketches flopped. Clueless, Microsoft embraced the “I’m a PC” label created by Apple and doled out $350 million towards its advertising campaign. Apple poked fun at that too. The slew of eye-popping “I’m a PC” spots by Pharrell, Eva Longoria, and Girl Talk did very little to quell the negative reviews.

Exasperated, Microsoft threw its hands in the air and decided to target an entirely different crowd: 4 year-olds. Oh wait, I think I just found Microsoft’s ad campaign memo. It reads: “If all else fails, try a TV commercial staring an adorable 4 year-old kid named Kylie.” This commercial is so effective because it shows that 4 year-olds prefer Windows Photo to iPhoto? 4 year-olds are so into photo editing. Barbie be damned.

TRU

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  • John M

    Photoshop is available for Windows, and runs just as fast and effectively on comparable hardware. Moreover, that hardware can be assembled for a fraction of the price of any retail personal computer, regardless of the company that markets it, and Windows can be installed on it rather easily. I know you’re being (mostly) tongue-in-cheek with this post, but I’m gonna have to disagree with it. :P

  • John M

    Photoshop is available for Windows, and runs just as fast and effectively on comparable hardware. Moreover, that hardware can be assembled for a fraction of the price of any retail personal computer, regardless of the company that markets it, and Windows can be installed on it rather easily. I know you’re being (mostly) tongue-in-cheek with this post, but I’m gonna have to disagree with it. :P

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    I guess i should’ve said this shows windows photo is better than iPhoto. thanks!

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    I guess i should’ve said this shows windows photo is better than iPhoto. thanks!

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    Oh and I’m guessing that the real premise of this ad is that photo editing on PC is so easy even a 4 yr old can do it. But that’s just a guess. I’m sure it means something much deeper than that.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    Oh and I’m guessing that the real premise of this ad is that photo editing on PC is so easy even a 4 yr old can do it. But that’s just a guess. I’m sure it means something much deeper than that.

  • moneda

    While they were investing all that in shitacular ads I hope the Windows 7 development got as much or more dough. We’ll see soon enough I suppose.

  • moneda

    While they were investing all that in shitacular ads I hope the Windows 7 development got as much or more dough. We’ll see soon enough I suppose.

  • Oh dear

    What a coincidence that she’s Asian lol.

  • Oh dear

    What a coincidence that she’s Asian lol.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2h4e08qfhfcwj CK

    lol @ OhDear

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2h4e08qfhfcwj CK

    lol @ OhDear

  • ian

    Ah f-ck it, you gotta admit: she is adorable though!

  • ian

    Ah f-ck it, you gotta admit: she is adorable though!

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    I did admit it, didn’t I?

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    I did admit it, didn’t I?

  • ian

    I was agreeing…

  • ian

    I was agreeing…

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    I was agreeing with you for agreeing. lol

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    I was agreeing with you for agreeing. lol

  • Mykl

    I’m a PC and this commercial just like all my other commercials were made on a Mac.

  • Mykl

    I’m a PC and this commercial just like all my other commercials were made on a Mac.

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