So, it’s true

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

Published on February 20, 2009 with 24 Comments">24 Comments


The gossip connoisseurs at NY Daily News have confirmed the identity of Kanye’s new squeeze. She’s a bald-headed video model named Amber Rose. Oh wait, she looks kinda familiar.

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  • Mikey

    so this is a gossip blog?

  • Mikey

    so this is a gossip blog?

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    No, Mikey, this is an empowerment blog. We love you back.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    No, Mikey, this is an empowerment blog. We love you back.

  • djp

    Damn, Mikey, that NY Post cartoon post really got to you, huh?

  • djp

    Damn, Mikey, that NY Post cartoon post really got to you, huh?

  • Mikey

    djp is Rizoh

  • Mikey

    djp is Rizoh

  • John M

    Mikey’s my favorite new hater. He’s so salty that he can’t just log out.

  • John M

    Mikey’s my favorite new hater. He’s so salty that he can’t just log out.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    4. Mikey Says:
    February 20th, 2009 at 11:45 pm e

    djp is Rizoh
    —————————–
    Ooooh, I’m so scared of Mikey that I have to resort to a fake ID in order to defend myself over a cartoon which, by the way, I never even commented on. Yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense. You truly underestimate the allegiance of TRU family, my friend.

    I suggest you put down that bottle of Lowry’s and hop aboard. There’s plenty of room for everyone.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    4. Mikey Says:
    February 20th, 2009 at 11:45 pm e

    djp is Rizoh
    —————————–
    Ooooh, I’m so scared of Mikey that I have to resort to a fake ID in order to defend myself over a cartoon which, by the way, I never even commented on. Yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense. You truly underestimate the allegiance of TRU family, my friend.

    I suggest you put down that bottle of Lowry’s and hop aboard. There’s plenty of room for everyone.

  • John M

    TRU is now the Love Boat

  • John M

    TRU is now the Love Boat

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    Love > Hate

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    Love > Hate

  • esbee

    Very interesting pick. I wish them all the best. Question though now we know they’re together will she continue video modeling?

  • esbee

    Very interesting pick. I wish them all the best. Question though now we know they’re together will she continue video modeling?

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    I doubt she was looking to stay in the video modeling business in the first place. She was probably using it as a springboard for something bigger.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    I doubt she was looking to stay in the video modeling business in the first place. She was probably using it as a springboard for something bigger.

  • khal

    she’d gat murdalized

  • khal

    she’d gat murdalized

  • Mr. IHateRappers

    “something bigger like porn”(i kid i kid).
    She fine as fuck though low cut and all.

  • Mr. IHateRappers

    “something bigger like porn”(i kid i kid).
    She fine as fuck though low cut and all.

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