The Unified Bitch Theory

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Hip-Hop 101

Published on February 27, 2009 with 8 Comments">8 Comments

As postulated by Dr. Dre and Prof. Snoop Dogg. Check Jamphat for more educational diagrams.

TRU

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  • Austin

    Yo, you wanna hear something seriously geeky? I think that’s wrong.

    “Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.” If you read it like I do, then the statement is that Bitches are not shit, except for shit that is hoes or tricks, in which case the “hoes” and “tricks” circles need to be inside of the shit one, but none of the shit one except the part with hoes and tricks can be inside of the bitches circle.

    Alternatively, if you read the lyric as “bitches aint shit, but instead, they are hoes and tricks” then it’s fine.

    I can’t believe I just typed that. This is what my degree is good for.

  • Austin

    Yo, you wanna hear something seriously geeky? I think that’s wrong.

    “Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.” If you read it like I do, then the statement is that Bitches are not shit, except for shit that is hoes or tricks, in which case the “hoes” and “tricks” circles need to be inside of the shit one, but none of the shit one except the part with hoes and tricks can be inside of the bitches circle.

    Alternatively, if you read the lyric as “bitches aint shit, but instead, they are hoes and tricks” then it’s fine.

    I can’t believe I just typed that. This is what my degree is good for.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    Looks right to me:

    Bitches not equal to shit
    Bitches = Hoes & Tricks
    Therefore, Hoes & Tricks not equal to shit

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    Looks right to me:

    Bitches not equal to shit
    Bitches = Hoes & Tricks
    Therefore, Hoes & Tricks not equal to shit

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^Thanks, MO. A friend shot me that link a while ago but I lost it. You saved my life, buddy!

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^Thanks, MO. A friend shot me that link a while ago but I lost it. You saved my life, buddy!

  • Austin

    Nah,

    Those first two premises only say that ALL bitches are Hoes & Tricks, not that all Hoes & Tricks = bitches.

    Dogs not equal to cats
    Dog’s equal to four legged mammals.
    Does not mean that cats are not equal to four legged mammals.

  • Austin

    Nah,

    Those first two premises only say that ALL bitches are Hoes & Tricks, not that all Hoes & Tricks = bitches.

    Dogs not equal to cats
    Dog’s equal to four legged mammals.
    Does not mean that cats are not equal to four legged mammals.

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