I’m Surprised No One Chris Brown’d Him

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

Published on March 24, 2009 with 26 Comments">26 Comments

Apparently, people are walking around with “I’ll Chris Brown A Bitch” t-shirts because it makes them wise guys or something. This is almost as mind-boggling as that time I overheard a douche bag at Taco Cabana telling his girl, “I will Chris Brown your ass.” Instead of this shirt, he should be wearing one with the picture of a brain detached from its socket.

“I’ll Chris Brown any dude I catch wearing that I’ll Chris Brown A Bitch t-shirt.” (c) Toure

TRU

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • MimesisBTG

    This shirt is NOT funny.

  • MimesisBTG

    This shirt is NOT funny.

  • Tiffany

    I think it’s fucking hilarious.

  • Tiffany

    I think it’s fucking hilarious.

  • Mr.White

    Some bitches need to get Chris Browned daily

  • Mr.White

    Some bitches need to get Chris Browned daily

  • RAE

    rizoh should get chris brown’d for his extreme lack of a sense of humor.

  • RAE

    rizoh should get chris brown’d for his extreme lack of a sense of humor.

  • jayfnz

    i thought this was hilarious…i wouldn’t wear it because girls would be hating, but it’s still funny.

    and i’ve been saying “don’t make me chris brown your ass” ever since the grammys.

  • jayfnz

    i thought this was hilarious…i wouldn’t wear it because girls would be hating, but it’s still funny.

    and i’ve been saying “don’t make me chris brown your ass” ever since the grammys.

  • moneda

    I’m glad this shirt exists. Makes knowing what a waste of oxygen looks like much easier.

  • moneda

    I’m glad this shirt exists. Makes knowing what a waste of oxygen looks like much easier.

  • esbee

    We can and should throw every negative adjective imaginable at this. This is utterly reprehensible and unacceptable. I fail to see the comedy. We as a community need to quit making light of serious issues.

  • esbee

    We can and should throw every negative adjective imaginable at this. This is utterly reprehensible and unacceptable. I fail to see the comedy. We as a community need to quit making light of serious issues.

  • DJ Raida

    I aint gon front, id wear that shirt

  • DJ Raida

    I aint gon front, id wear that shirt

  • JUST SAYING

    I’m waiting to see somebody with that crap on. I am wishing and waiting. It make no sense. Ri Ri anit to depressed over this whole situation so why is everybody else. Team Chris

  • JUST SAYING

    I’m waiting to see somebody with that crap on. I am wishing and waiting. It make no sense. Ri Ri anit to depressed over this whole situation so why is everybody else. Team Chris

  • G$MONEYbby

    i would personally love to get one.
    where are these to be purchased at?
    this would just up my swagg like cha ching!!!

  • G$MONEYbby

    i would personally love to get one.
    where are these to be purchased at?
    this would just up my swagg like cha ching!!!

  • rad

    Where can i buy this?

    I think its hilarious

  • rad

    Where can i buy this?

    I think its hilarious

  • M.k.G,t™

    This shirt is awesome.. I’m really interested in buying one. I’m not down with Men beating Women, I just like the shirt.. Orange isn’t my color, but I’ll wear the shiit out of that shiirt.. & if You wanna “chris Brown Me” for doing that, go ahead & try.. then I can say “I’ll Chris Browned a Bitch” ..Lol,

  • M.k.G,t™

    This shirt is awesome.. I’m really interested in buying one. I’m not down with Men beating Women, I just like the shirt.. Orange isn’t my color, but I’ll wear the shiit out of that shiirt.. & if You wanna “chris Brown Me” for doing that, go ahead & try.. then I can say “I’ll Chris Browned a Bitch” ..Lol,

  • Anonymous

    where can you buy this shirt!?

  • Anonymous

    where can you buy this shirt!?

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