Joaquin’s Rap Career is off to a Great Start

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Comic Relief

Published on March 12, 2009 with 6 Comments">6 Comments

Joaquin Phoenix officially launched his “rap” career when he jumped off the stage to attack a “heckler” during a performance at the LIV nightclub at the Fountainbleau Hotel in Miami Beach, Florida last night. Now all he needs is to start a fake feud with Flo Rida to draw attention to his upcoming album and the transformation would be complete.

TRU

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • NYHC81

    Joaquin Phoenix > Kanye West (at everything)

  • NYHC81

    Joaquin Phoenix > Kanye West (at everything)

  • ReviewSTACKS

    Joaquin Phoenix < Kanye West (at everything and isn’t even trying to)

  • ReviewSTACKS

    Joaquin Phoenix < Kanye West (at everything and isn’t even trying to)

  • done

    Andy Kaufman > Joaquin Phoenix.
    hate to contribute to ruining a trick, but he just aint up to pullin this off.
    could have been good tho.

  • done

    Andy Kaufman > Joaquin Phoenix.
    hate to contribute to ruining a trick, but he just aint up to pullin this off.
    could have been good tho.

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