What Artist’s Autograph Would You Pull a ‘Slumdog’ to Get?

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

Published on March 11, 2009 with 20 Comments">20 Comments

There’s a pivotal scene in Slumdog Millionaire where a slum kid locks another slum kid in a portable toilet. The poor kid eventually jumps into a pile of sh!t just so he can run and get an autograph of his beloved Amitabh ji. There he is, drenched in poop standing next to his hero, who signs on his dog eared photograph. After seeing this post, I started wondering if there’s any artist worth jumping in a pile of sh!t for? Obviously, I wouldn’t jump in a pile of doo doo for an autograph from…oh f_ck, I’d probably do it for an autograph from Left-Eye. But I would also have to jump over the pearly gates for that one, since she’s dead and all.

My Slumdog sh!t list would also consist of:

  1. Stevie Wonder
  2. Nas
  3. Prince
  4. Thom Yorke
  5. DJ Premier

So, here’s my question to you: What artist’s autograph would you pull a ‘Slumdog’ to get?

TRU

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  • Dom Corleone

    Dead? Bob Marley

    Alive? Jay-Z or Kanye. Yes, call me a Stan, but the emotions that their music evoke are incredible.

    Female artist? Definitely Christina Aguilera. Especially when she’s got her preggo boobies in full effect :-D

  • Dom Corleone

    Dead? Bob Marley

    Alive? Jay-Z or Kanye. Yes, call me a Stan, but the emotions that their music evoke are incredible.

    Female artist? Definitely Christina Aguilera. Especially when she’s got her preggo boobies in full effect :-D

  • jojo

    KRS-One!

  • jojo

    KRS-One!

  • Chris Campbell

    1) andre 3000
    2) alicia keys
    3) cee-lo

  • Chris Campbell

    1) andre 3000
    2) alicia keys
    3) cee-lo

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2vwnrd9koso19 B-Double

    Rizoh.

    Seriously, there is no one’s autograph I would jump into a pile of doo-doo for. Why soil myself for something I can pick up on eBay?

    I’d rather spent the $100.00 and keep my self respect.

    Such as it is.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2vwnrd9koso19 B-Double

    Rizoh.

    Seriously, there is no one’s autograph I would jump into a pile of doo-doo for. Why soil myself for something I can pick up on eBay?

    I’d rather spent the $100.00 and keep my self respect.

    Such as it is.

  • zamora

    Bruce Springsteen
    Barack Obama
    Muhammad Ali

  • zamora

    Bruce Springsteen
    Barack Obama
    Muhammad Ali

  • PrettyPink

    dead – kurt cobain

    alive – nobody

  • PrettyPink

    dead – kurt cobain

    alive – nobody

  • B3N

    Ahhh! Zamora makes a great case for Obama. But yeah, I would rather keep my self respect than Slumdog myself for Barackstar’s sig.

  • B3N

    Ahhh! Zamora makes a great case for Obama. But yeah, I would rather keep my self respect than Slumdog myself for Barackstar’s sig.

  • done

    yeh wouldnt do the doo-doo step for no autograph, but i might lock someone in a real foul smellin toilet for thirty seconds with

    - KRS
    - Muhammad Ali
    - George Carlin
    - James Brown

    or an hour with Rakim/Prince

    or a doob with Sizzla

    or 12 seconds with ODB

    damn, theres far too many people im willing to lock someone in the jacks for.

  • done

    yeh wouldnt do the doo-doo step for no autograph, but i might lock someone in a real foul smellin toilet for thirty seconds with

    - KRS
    - Muhammad Ali
    - George Carlin
    - James Brown

    or an hour with Rakim/Prince

    or a doob with Sizzla

    or 12 seconds with ODB

    damn, theres far too many people im willing to lock someone in the jacks for.

  • madrinkandmy2step

    Tiger Woods. Hes the only one. Maybe the Dalai too

  • madrinkandmy2step

    Tiger Woods. Hes the only one. Maybe the Dalai too

  • dopeboy

    1. Beyonce…need i say more??
    2. Barack Obama
    3. Nas/Jay-z

  • dopeboy

    1. Beyonce…need i say more??
    2. Barack Obama
    3. Nas/Jay-z

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