I was listening to the radio the other day and I heard some words that no sane man should ever say to a woman. It was something along the lines of “gorgeous” or “beautiful,” some corny shit like that. The song generally portrayed females in a positive light. Clearly, it violated the Unified Bitch Theory. Dude even went as far describing his love interest as a “queen” instead of a “female dog,” which is what Dr. Dre and Dr. Snoop would’ve prescribed. I was in utter shock because of the unseemly words oozing from my speakers.
As I squirmed in my seat, I wondered, “Does music dictate culture or is it the other way around?” Are we about to see a bunch of young boys running around calling women “queen”? Does rap music encourage misogyny or does it simply mirror a culture of misogyny? You know what? Fuck it, who cares.
Here’s the deal. Next time you run into a hater and he asks you why rap gets so much flack for misogyny, show them this gracious playlist, then tell them to shut up and savor the misogyny. Bitch.
Bobby Digital – “Domestic Violence”
Sample Lyrics: “When I first met you, you was a hoe. I tried to reform you, bomb you, warn you and teach you. But couldn’t reach you, and you’re still a hoe. Your father said you was a hoe. And when you leave me, bitch you’re gonna be a hoe.”
Z-Ro – “I Hate You B-tch”
Sample Lyrics: “I hate you bitch.”
Nelly – “Tip Drill”
Sample Lyrics: “I said it must be ya ass cause it ain’t ya face/I need a tipdrill, I need a tipdrill/I said it must be ya ass cause it ain’t ya face/I need a tipdrill, I need a tipdrill”
Willie D – “I Need Some P–ssy”
Sample Lyrics: “I need some pussy this muthafuckin minute. Show me some pussy and I’ma go up in it. I’m so damn horny tonight for smash. That I’d fuck Whoopie Goldberg ugly ass.”
Cadillac Don – “F-ck Dat B-tch” (Feat. J Money)
Sample Lyrics: “No hard feelings, give a f-ck about a b-tch. Cuz she’ll be the one get ya caught up in some sh-t. That’s why J Money ain’t trusting n’an b-tch. Might as well gon’ let her f-ck the whole click.”
Ghostface – “Wildflower”
Sample Lyrics: “I gave you earth lessons, I came to you as a blessin’. You didn’t do the knowledge what the God was manifestin’. You sneaky fuck bitch, your ways and actions told it all. I fucked you while you was bleedin, held you down in malls. Sexually you worshipped my di-dick like a cross.”
Dr. Dre – “B_tches Ain’t Sh_t” (Feat. Snoop Dogg, Dat Nigga Daz, Kurupt, Jewel)
Sample Lyrics: “Bitch, and it’s like that. This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow. Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash. And get your dash on.”
Snoop Dogg – “Ain’t No Fun (If the Homies Can’t Have None)”
Sample Lyrics: “I know the pussy’s mines, i’ma fuck a couple more times. And then I’m through with it, there’s nothing else to do with it. Pass it to the homie, now you hit it. Cause she ain’t nuthin but a bitch to me. And y’all know, that bitches ain’t shit to me. I gives a fuck, why don’t y’all pay attention. Approach it with a different proposition, I’m Kurupt. Hoe you’ll never be my only one, trick ass beeyatch!”
Ja Rule – B-tch Better Have My Money
Sample Lyrics: “Game is the topic. And what’s between your legs is the product. Use it properly and you’ll make dollars beeyatch.”
N.W.A. – “One Less B-tch”
Sample Lyrics: “The bitch tried to gag me. So, I had to kill her. Yeah, straight hittin
Now listen up and lemme tell you how I did it. Yo, I tied her to the bed. I was thinking the worst but yo I had to let my niggaz fuck her first yeah. Loaded up the 44 yo. Then I straight smoked the hoe.”
Too $hort – “Call Her A Bitch”
Sample Lyrics: “I said ‘Bitch, why you such a stupid hoe?’ You lil’ bitch, you never could fuck with this. And every bitch that don’t like it, she can suck my dick.”
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