20 Best Hip-Hop Joints to Smoke To

[Guest Post by: Felonious Rambler]

Growing up in the great State of Texas, immersed in the culture of the Third Coast, I’ve smoked bud of all types and by every method. Everyone has a favorite song that comes to mind when drinking or partying it up in a bar or club, but the songs in this list remind us of Mother Mary and how entrenched urban American society is when it comes to the subject of cannabis. Since you can’t toke up in any American bars that I know of, roll up a fattie, pack your bowl, or cook you some brownies and find the most comfortable seat in your house and lend me your ear.

>>Mr. Pookie – Smokin’ Marijuana

Key Lyric:

Mary Jane to the brain, I’m in love with ya bitch
Don’t know what I’d do if you didn’t exist
No better way to calm me down when I’m stressing and shit
See, there’s a blessing for this
Now where the Indo?
Getting higher than I can go
Roll it up I wanna see it in the air let the wind blow
All I wanna see is big smoke

>>Luniz – I Got 5 Five On It

Key Lyric:

(Chorus)
I got five on it,
Grab your 40,
Let’s get keyed
I got five on it,
Messin’ with that Indo weed
I got five on it,
It’s got me stuck and I’m tow back
I got five on it,
Partner, lets go half on a sack

>>Crucial Conflict – Hay

Key Lyric:

Good ole’ hay, how you feel today?
Fine–blowed and dandy.
Silly, like I’m hype off candy.
Gotta big, thick chick named sandy.

>>Afroman – Because I Got High

Key Lyric:
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic – because I got high [repeat 3X]

>>Master P – Pass Me Da Green

Key Lyric:

Puff, puff, pass, nigga that’s what Simon say
Fools that hog the green or the weed gonna get carried away
Fingernails burnt, lookin’ like a tweeker
Ears steadily poppin’, but not from the speakers
Green got me hungry, fiendin’ for them munchies
Cause real smokers don’t blow no fuckin’ green on empty stomachs

>>Devin the Dude – Doobie Ashtray

Key Lyric:

You probably don’t have a big ol’ house on the hill
But if you did, just imagine how it would feel
If your phone got disconnected, no cash, and ya gas cut off
And the gal that you had helping just stepped the fuck off
She took the kid, the dog, and the kitty
And everybody know you’re at a low–they feel pity
And what’s really fucked up, is now you’re just normal
No more hoes, no more clothes, can’t go to the show ’cause it’s formal
And you wonder, why why why why why?
And you resort to gettin’ high
But damn, you can’t find ya stash
And you never took the time to ask yourself…

(chorus)

What you gonna do when the people go home
And you wanna smoke weed but the reefer’s all gone
And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out the doobie ashtray
Why they do me that way?
What you gonna do when ya friends go home
And you wanna take a pill but ya ends is all gone
Somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ashtray
Why they do me that way?

>>Styles P – I Get High

Key Lyric:

Ay yo, I smoke like a chimney
Matter fact I – smoke like a gun when a killa see his enemy
I smoke like Bob Marley did
After that, then I smoke like the hippies did, back in the seventies
Spit with the finishing touch, get this that
Ima finish you before I finish the dutch
I get high like the birds and the planes
I get high when – bullets hit faces after words exchange
I get a rush off the blood on the walls
You understand, like the S-5 pedal when its touchin’ the floor
I get high cause fuck it, what’s better to do?
And Ima never give a fuck, cause I’m better you

>>Ludacris – Blueberry Yum Yum

Key Lyric:

Got a lil bit of Blueberry Yum Yum
And I never would of thought that it could taste this good
Thank God for the man who put it in my hood
Its got me singin’ melodies I never thought I would
I’m feelin’ sorry for the homies that be smokin’ wood
Chop Chop, break it down for a playa like me me me me me
I’m bout to find me a woman that skeet skeet skeet skeet
I’ma keep smokin’ till I reach my peak peak peak peak
Or till I’m stuck and my body feels weak weak weak weak weak
Headed down to the dungeon wonderin’, if they got some more
And if they don’t then I’ma have to settle for some dro
And it just ain’t cool cause right on afta, I’ma have to go
And continue on my mission fishin’ for that Yum Yum, but I’m movin’ slow

>>Redman & Method Man – How High

Key Lyric:
[Chorus:]
Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane
It’s the funk doctor spock smokin buddha on a train
HOW HIGH? So high that I can kiss the sky
HOW SICK? So sick that you can suck my dick
Look up in the sky it’s a bird it’s a plane
Recognize, Johnny Blaze, ain’t a damn thing changed
HOW HIGH? So High that I can kiss the sky
HOW SICK? So Sick that you can suck my dick

>>311 – Who’s Got the Herb?

Key Lyric:

Who’s got the herb?
2 for 1, 5 for 4, half ounces
Quarter pounds, LB’s and kilos
What are we looking for?
Sinsemilla
What are we hoping for?
What are we hoping for?
Sinsemilla

>>Krayzie Bone – Smokin’ Buddah

Key Lyric:

It really makes me happy and it makes me sing
Every puff that I breathe
Potent herbs and leaves could ease the world
I done been to the other side and I seen London and Paris
Niggas get fuckin’ bloody high, feelin’ the vibe, Mary Jane’s worldwide
So why is it such a crime?
Hey, everybody should be gettin’ high

So Mr. Weedman, you know we lookin’ for the trees with no seeds, man
Yeah, yeah, we got the cheese
And we need to know if you can show me the nigga with the weed, man.
Where can I get it (can I get it?)

>>Bone Thugs In Harmony – Budsmokers Only

Key Lyric:

Gotta get some hydro
Gotta toke like a loc with a little bit of smoke in my throat
Can’t let me high go

>>Mystikal – I Smell Smoke

Key Lyric:

Break it up, chop it up, cut it up, tuck the end
Take the Phillie out and roll it up!
Light it, hit it, hold it, pass
Puff puff blow it up!
See some of y’all niggaz be talkin’ about blowin’
But can’t handle the doja
Gettin sleepy & shit, quittin’ all early
Bitch you ain’t no smoker!
Y’all must be used to hittin’ that dirt
The sticks with the brown buds
Me, I ain’t got shit else to do
Nigga I’m bout to get FUCKED UP!

>>Cypress Hill – Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke It Up…

Key Lyric:

It’s Friday mornin, where the weed at?
Let me dip into my pocket for my fat weed sack
‘Cause I wanna get high like a plane
In the sky with the Indo cloud in my brain
Where the fuck are my zig-zags and my lighters?
So I can roll it and set it on fire
Damn, I wish I had scissors ’cause the shit is so sticky
That it’s gettin’ on my fuckin’ fingers
But it’s smokeable, double tokeable
I got the one-hit that, where the Bombay shit that’s tokeable
I wanna do a joint venture
Let me make sure there ain’t no lump in the goddamn center.

>>Cypress Hill – Hits From the Bong

Key Lyric:

Let’s smoke that bowl, hit the bong
And then take that finger off of that hole
Plug it, unplug it, don’t straaaain
I love you Mary Jane
She never complains, when I hit Mary
With that flame, I light up the cherry
She’s so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen
Don’t get me stirred up the smoke, through the bub-bling water
Is makin’ it pure so I got ta’, take my hit and hold it
Just like Chong, I hit the bowl and I reload it
Get my four-footer and bring it on…
As I take Hits from the bong

>>Scarface – Mary Jane

Key Lyric:

When the world starts to stress you out–what you do?
Put a cancer stick up in your mouth–or grab a brew
Sold in stores but the fact remains is–they the blame
And the government’s been taxin’ that shit–gettin’ paid
If it’s taxable it’s cool to smoke–kill or not
And the alcohol is killin’ folks–true or not?
Other people try to make you bad–but I know you not
When my situation’s lookin’ sad, I know I got
A true friend in my time of need–you’re all I need
You’re natural, you come from seeds–I decree
Makes me happy when I’m feelin’ pain
Once again, makes me happy just to hear your name
Do your thang…Mary Jane

>>Mystic Roots – Pass the Marijuana

Key Lyric:

I like it when you roll it up real nice
But lord I hate the price
I like it in a Buddha bong bout two feet long
Don’t have to hit it twice and you still feel nice
Pass the marijuana, pass the marijuana my way

>>Three 6 Mafia – I’m So High

Key Lyric:

I fucks with that light green
I fucks with that drizzle, hoe
I puts fire to the tail
I smoke ’til it is no mo’
I fucks with this hotel
I got towels to the do’
I fucks with this freaky hoe
That’s down for the dick and blow
I’m blazin’ this sticky, but never mixing it with my coke
This one right here for the nose,
This one right for the smoke

>>Dr. Dre – Let’s Get High (Feat. Hittman, Kurupt, Ms. Roq)

Key Lyric:
[Kurupt]
Come on let’s get high (hiiiiigh..)
let’s get high (hiiiiigh..)
Come on let’s get high (hiiiiigh..)
let’s get high, all my ladies
let’s get high (hiiiiigh..)
high (hiiiiigh..)
Let’s get high (hiiiiigh..)
Come on let’s get high

>>Devin the Dude – Sticky Green

Key Lyric:
Man, go on
I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little reefer
You got the weed, I got the drank, nigga just tell me where to meet cha
I’m high, you high, let’s try to get higher
Here, use my lighter, set the ass on fire
We blowin’ like a choir, everybody’s in line
Hoping they can get they fingers on it, one more time
Because there’s nothing but a party over here, that’s how we do it
Live music, plenty bitches, cold beer and oh yeah some…

(chorus)

Sticky green
Frosty leaves
Oh so sweet
I love to blow it

BONUS JOINT:
Rick James – Mary Jane

Key Lyric:

I’m in love with Mary Jane.
She’s my main thing.
She makes me feel alright.
She makes my heart sing.

And when I’m feeling low,
She comes as no surprise.
Turns me on with her love.
Takes me to paradise.
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— by Felonius Rambler