Don’t Buy ‘Asleep In the Bread Aisle’

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

Published on April 15, 2009 with 27 Comments">27 Comments

Everyone’s doing sarcasm now that Rizoh has made it cool? You’re welcome, Asher. Hey, maybe you should also thank these guys. Just all around FAIL.

TRU

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Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • trey

    UGH. Make it stop.

  • trey

    UGH. Make it stop.

  • trey

    UGH. Make it stop.

  • John M

    You know, this almost makes me not want to buy the album. Mashing up a Get Out to Vote video with your homies talking ironically is a pretty shitty way to get attention

  • John M

    You know, this almost makes me not want to buy the album. Mashing up a Get Out to Vote video with your homies talking ironically is a pretty shitty way to get attention

  • John M

    You know, this almost makes me not want to buy the album. Mashing up a Get Out to Vote video with your homies talking ironically is a pretty shitty way to get attention

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^How many copies were you planning to buy before you saw this commercial?

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^How many copies were you planning to buy before you saw this commercial?

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^How many copies were you planning to buy before you saw this commercial?

  • IT’S COOL FOR WHITE BOYS TO RA

    I won’t be buying the album, especially after this stupidity. No sarcasm.

  • IT’S COOL FOR WHITE BOYS TO RA

    I won’t be buying the album, especially after this stupidity. No sarcasm.

  • IT’S COOL FOR WHITE BOYS TO RAP NOW

    I won’t be buying the album, especially after this stupidity. No sarcasm.

  • Dune

    the new album is very good. i like it very mach. it awesome album.

  • Dune

    the new album is very good. i like it very mach. it awesome album.

  • Dune

    the new album is very good. i like it very mach. it awesome album.

  • John M

    I was planning on…. well maybe, MAYBE, maybe one. Probably not though.

  • nibs

    If I wanted to buy an album from some skater rapper that goes hard. Fuck this asher roth

  • moneda

    Wow @ the commentary. I found it pretty funny.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_3c5ue5k6odcb3 miss lilly

    that made me want to vomit.

  • iammattjordan

    Jesus, would you rather him not promote his record in any way? He’s stripping down, doing mashup videos, etc.

    If Juelz did this or Wayne or some other rapper that wasn’t borderline cheezy like Asher, there’d be no hate.

    Let the guy try to get some sales.

  • John M

    Don’t tell me there’d be no hate if someone else did the same thing. I wouldn’t like it any other way, either.

    If this was at all creative or provocative, then I’d be all for it. This is lame all-around, regardless of who’s doing it, and PSAs should not be gutted and abused for commercial purposes.

  • iammattjordan

    It was a Voting PSA.

    Rap music gutted Voting in 2004 with T-Shirts that said “Vote Or Die”.

    I think it’s fair game.

  • IT’S COOL FOR WHITE BOYS TO RAP NOW

    iammattjordan,

    Actually, I wouldn’t have even bothered watching the video if it was Juelz, Lil Wayne, or any other talentless hack fuck like them.

  • Cutta

    I just dont see what all the hype is about..Asher..well..he’s an Okay artist i guess..i havent really heard anything from him that would make him relevant in the hip hop world..just cuz he’s white with a mic dont make him the next Eminem.

    Lol and again…ANOTHER post that doesnt fail to mention Lil Wayne, damn dude gotta be doin somethin right if he’s always on ya minds. If u dont like it, dont listen, cuz i damn sure aint buyin Asher’s album

  • djp

    Okay, you don’t have to tell me twice. I wasn’t planning on buying it in the first place.

  • John M

    I was planning on…. well maybe, MAYBE, maybe one. Probably not though.

  • John M

    I was planning on…. well maybe, MAYBE, maybe one. Probably not though.

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