Lil Wayne Is Officially King of Rock, Covers Rolling Stone

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

Published on April 01, 2009 with 29 Comments">29 Comments

The Greatest Rapper Alive. The Bob Dylan of Rap. The Grammy-iest Rapper of 2009. You can now add King of Rock to Lil Wayne’s long list of designations which, according to my non-scientific research, is the 2nd longest list of anything in hip-hop history (second only to DMX’s rap sheet, in case you’re wondering). It’s all part of the media’s grand plan to endow Weezy with supreme universal power and convert us into little Weezyianas.

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Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • cobyhood

    SHit… he be the shit ………….. Youngggggg Molllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    GHana first

  • cobyhood

    SHit… he be the shit ………….. Youngggggg Molllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    GHana first

  • moneda

    Yes, cobyhood, he’s totally shit.

  • moneda

    Yes, cobyhood, he’s totally shit.

  • Fact

    yo homos need to hop off his dick that uglyass nigga isnt even the king of rap and yall saying his the king of rock? lmao yall on his dick hardbody

  • Fact

    yo homos need to hop off his dick that uglyass nigga isnt even the king of rap and yall saying his the king of rock? lmao yall on his dick hardbody

  • DAnO

    “yo homos need to hop off his dick that uglyass nigga isnt even the king of rap and yall saying his the king of rock? lmao yall on his dick hardbody” -missed it

  • DAnO

    “yo homos need to hop off his dick that uglyass nigga isnt even the king of rap and yall saying his the king of rock? lmao yall on his dick hardbody” -missed it

  • DAnO

    the times they are changing

  • DAnO

    the times they are changing

  • Anonymous

    a

  • Jesse H.

    You know what the worst part is?

    The Rolling Stones necklace. Where’s Mos Def’s “Rock and Roll” when you need it?

  • Jesse H.

    You know what the worst part is?

    The Rolling Stones necklace. Where’s Mos Def’s “Rock and Roll” when you need it?

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_26kc1sswf08k7 Rockwilder

    Rizoh and his originality

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_26kc1sswf08k7 Rockwilder

    Rizoh and his originality

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^If I irk you so much, why do you go through so much hassle to vie for my attention?

    And you’re damn right I’m original. Can you name any other blogs with this same Wayne sarcasm routine (which my readers find absolutely entertaining, if I may point out)? No, you can’t.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^If I irk you so much, why do you go through so much hassle to vie for my attention?

    And you’re damn right I’m original. Can you name any other blogs with this same Wayne sarcasm routine (which my readers find absolutely entertaining, if I may point out)? No, you can’t.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_26kc1sswf08k7 Rockwilder

    Most blogs dont have to keep going back to the same shit over and over again, i mean it was funny the first couple times but shit, how many times have you called him the bob dylan of rap? just get some new material lol

    You gotta have a crush on him or something by the way you try and hide your lust for him behind the sarcasm constantly lol

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_26kc1sswf08k7 Rockwilder

    Most blogs dont have to keep going back to the same shit over and over again, i mean it was funny the first couple times but shit, how many times have you called him the bob dylan of rap? just get some new material lol

    You gotta have a crush on him or something by the way you try and hide your lust for him behind the sarcasm constantly lol

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^So you’d rather I suck up to Lil Wayne like you and everyone else? If that’s the case I’ll continue to disappoint you. (The Bob Dylan of Rap thing came from Time magazine not me, you donkey’s ass). How much is Baby paying you to post these redundant and ridiculously stupid comments?

    I don’t owe you an explanation on my writing style. If you don’t like it, you can politely kiss my wings. I’ve been writing this way since 2004 when I first started biting RealTalkNY, as you often claim.

    Let me break it down to you, since you’re too moronic to figure it out. I chose sarcasm and satire because it’s the best way to communicate my point about Wayne being overrated. Oh, I also employ this technique on 90% of my posts. So far, you’re the only one constantly complaining about the sarcasm (albeit via different IPs and usernames), yet you keep coming back to this site daily.

    I’ll ask you again: If you hate this blog so much, why do you keep coming back? I don’t go on other people’s blogs to tell them how much they suck. I’d have to be really bored or bitter (or both) to ever stoop that low. If anything, I’m always supportive of others in my field, because I know first-hand how challenging it is to keep updating a blog with quality content on a daily basis for peanuts or next to nothing. You have a problem with my site, please tune me out. There are thousands of other hip-hop sites out there for you, my friend.

    Get a grip.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^So you’d rather I suck up to Lil Wayne like you and everyone else? If that’s the case I’ll continue to disappoint you. (The Bob Dylan of Rap thing came from Time magazine not me, you donkey’s ass). How much is Baby paying you to post these redundant and ridiculously stupid comments?

    I don’t owe you an explanation on my writing style. If you don’t like it, you can politely kiss my wings. I’ve been writing this way since 2004 when I first started biting RealTalkNY, as you often claim.

    Let me break it down to you, since you’re too moronic to figure it out. I chose sarcasm and satire because it’s the best way to communicate my point about Wayne being overrated. Oh, I also employ this technique on 90% of my posts. So far, you’re the only one constantly complaining about the sarcasm (albeit via different IPs and usernames), yet you keep coming back to this site daily.

    I’ll ask you again: If you hate this blog so much, why do you keep coming back? I don’t go on other people’s blogs to tell them how much they suck. I’d have to be really bored or bitter (or both) to ever stoop that low. If anything, I’m always supportive of others in my field, because I know first-hand how challenging it is to keep updating a blog with quality content on a daily basis for peanuts or next to nothing. You have a problem with my site, please tune me out. There are thousands of other hip-hop sites out there for you, my friend.

    Get a grip.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_26kc1sswf08k7 Rockwilder

    and thats why youre a twat waffle

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_26kc1sswf08k7 Rockwilder

    and thats why youre a twat waffle

  • B Rad

    Ha Moneda nice defense. Right now Rockwilder hatin on Riz like he 50. Cat can’t sell, losin attention and he lashin out. Same thing here – rockwilder go home boy. Ain’t nothing here for ya.

  • B Rad

    Ha Moneda nice defense. Right now Rockwilder hatin on Riz like he 50. Cat can’t sell, losin attention and he lashin out. Same thing here – rockwilder go home boy. Ain’t nothing here for ya.

  • Yung J

    Im waiting for you opinion my friends argue with me everyday about who the best rapper alive is and i constantly say little wayne and you know who they say…fucking Eminim. not bagging on him hes pretty good but hes not better than Weezy. They say “He cant be the best rapper alive he rock now” im like “ok he does rock now, and he still has some of the best rap songs out so that means hes the Best Rapper Alive, and you can say Best Rocker Alive too”
    and that beats Eminem by i long shot im my point of view

  • Yung J

    Im waiting for you opinion my friends argue with me everyday about who the best rapper alive is and i constantly say little wayne and you know who they say…fucking Eminim. not bagging on him hes pretty good but hes not better than Weezy. They say “He cant be the best rapper alive he rock now” im like “ok he does rock now, and he still has some of the best rap songs out so that means hes the Best Rapper Alive, and you can say Best Rocker Alive too”
    and that beats Eminem by i long shot im my point of view

  • Yung King Da Kid

    Look…. Lil Wayne is a great rapper. But by Sayin he is the best just makes u someone who is on everyone elses pipe lmao. Yall niggaz be trippin wit dat shyt. My favorite rapper is cassidy, yall niggaz can say he suck all yall want but i dont fuckin care. Lil wayne is one of the best rappers but somepeople like different rap. Hip-Hop is dead……..so lil wayne aint hiphop……he sells cuz he got rep from da biggest biters in the world. I like his shyt but be ur self and be different dats wat da fuck i do. and guess wat………. I pull bitches lmao

  • Yung King Da Kid

    Look…. Lil Wayne is a great rapper. But by Sayin he is the best just makes u someone who is on everyone elses pipe lmao. Yall niggaz be trippin wit dat shyt. My favorite rapper is cassidy, yall niggaz can say he suck all yall want but i dont fuckin care. Lil wayne is one of the best rappers but somepeople like different rap. Hip-Hop is dead……..so lil wayne aint hiphop……he sells cuz he got rep from da biggest biters in the world. I like his shyt but be ur self and be different dats wat da fuck i do. and guess wat………. I pull bitches lmao

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