Water Just Got a Little Sexy

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Photos

Published on April 06, 2009 with 6 Comments">6 Comments

Hey ladies, wanna lose 20 pounds and have glowing skin like Chilli? Stop wasting your money on weight loss programs. Simply drink tap water and you’ll be looking like Chilli in just 2 days.

Wait, what’s that sound? Never mind, it’s just Usher pounding on a coffee table. Proceed for more pics of Chilli and her 11-year old son, Tron, plugging Dasani water.

TRU

Rizoh

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  • The_Light

    She is absolutly gorgeous!!

    *goes out to buy a case of Dasani*

  • The_Light

    She is absolutly gorgeous!!

    *goes out to buy a case of Dasani*

  • moneda

    That woman will be a dime ’til her casket drops… but Dasani is the devil’s piss.

  • moneda

    That woman will be a dime ’til her casket drops… but Dasani is the devil’s piss.

  • bizarro

    damn ms chili still look good she got all my support

  • bizarro

    damn ms chili still look good she got all my support

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