Bow Wow Is Trying Too Hard

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Music Videos

Published on May 30, 2009 with 4 Comments">4 Comments


Bow Wow – “Pole in My Basement” [mp3]

Ever since Lil Bow Wow hit puberty, he’s been trying hard to prove that he’s no longer that skinny, little kid that once captured America’s heart with his “Puppy Love.” In fact, he’s “Lil” no more. Bow Wow’s big dog status now. And he’ll do whatever it takes to prove his maturity.

Oh look, I had some half-naked models at my 21st birthday party. Not impressed? Well, that’s because you haven’t seen my 2-second sex scene in Entourage where I accidentally showed my nuts.

The problem with trying too had to gain approval is that it betrays a vulnerability in other areas, thus lowering your chances of gaining that much-desired approval. That said, Bow Weezy’s approach is not without its merits. His female fans have also grown up and may still be receptive to his music. So, he’s a shoo-in for Billboard success.

Question is, if she’s using YOUR pole, shouldn’t you get the service for free?

TRU

Rizoh

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  • ANDRIULLI25

    am i supposed to be sad this is the closest we’ll ever get to a bow wow sex tape?

  • ANDRIULLI25

    am i supposed to be sad this is the closest we’ll ever get to a bow wow sex tape?

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