You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Written by Rizoh. Posted in WTF

Published on May 18, 2009 with 26 Comments">26 Comments

yung-joc

Word has it that Yung Joc was chillin’ with DMX and Katt Williams at his penthouse. Katt and X ended up arguing over who’ll inherit the last line of coke. After a gentle conversation, they decided to share the white girl with Katt’s German Shepherd dog. To cut the story short, Yung Joc ended up in ICU with 72 stitches. Proceed to read Joc’s real time tweets on the incident.
joc-coke-dilemma

Update: Apparently this was a plot by Joc to double his Twitter followership.

[Props to: Broken Cool]

TRU

Rizoh

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  • Dr. Dope

    lol WTF Rizoh?

  • Dr. Dope

    lol WTF Rizoh?

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    That’s the question of the day. WTF?

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    That’s the question of the day. WTF?

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2udg0wvdz1y3r Dwayne

    LOL!!!! Another example of Twitter gone horribly wrong.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2udg0wvdz1y3r Dwayne

    LOL!!!! Another example of Twitter gone horribly wrong.

  • Nahshon

    Wow. Just wow.

  • Nahshon

    Wow. Just wow.

  • Mr.NapCapz

    This is why Some people should not be allowed to have money. Poor Dog.

  • Mr.NapCapz

    This is why Some people should not be allowed to have money. Poor Dog.

  • J.CHODE

    Mike Vic might need a butt-buddy in prison. Whit he F*** give a dog coke? If Yung Joc was such a oussy about the dog in the first place why give it cocaine? He deserved more than a bite.

    BITCHES GET STITCHES.

  • J.CHODE

    Mike Vic might need a butt-buddy in prison. Whit he F*** give a dog coke? If Yung Joc was such a oussy about the dog in the first place why give it cocaine? He deserved more than a bite.

    BITCHES GET STITCHES.

  • Dr. Dope

    I don’t follow Jeezy, but is that his real twitter account?

  • Dr. Dope

    I don’t follow Jeezy, but is that his real twitter account?

  • Dr. Dope

    and by jeezy i mean job, all these young fucks get me mixed up

  • Dr. Dope

    and by jeezy i mean job, all these young fucks get me mixed up

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    Yup, that’s Joc’s real Twitter account.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    Yup, that’s Joc’s real Twitter account.

  • Michael

    He made it all up, he calls it a mini movie, dumb fuck…

  • Michael

    He made it all up, he calls it a mini movie, dumb fuck…

  • Dr. Dope

    lol shit I was high today, Jeezy, Job, both should say Joc.

    Regardless that shit couldn’t of been real, that is fucking bizarre

  • Dr. Dope

    lol shit I was high today, Jeezy, Job, both should say Joc.

    Regardless that shit couldn’t of been real, that is fucking bizarre

  • Dr. Dope

    Plus… DMX is in jail. Which was my first thought, but like I said, been high.

  • Dr. Dope

    Plus… DMX is in jail. Which was my first thought, but like I said, been high.

  • J to the AAP

    So it’s made up. At least it was a good story. *Gladiator voice* “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!”

  • J to the AAP

    So it’s made up. At least it was a good story. *Gladiator voice* “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!”

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