Wouldn’t you know that Ron Artest isn’t just the worst player in the NBA, he’s also the dirtiest player in basketball. Need proof? Peep this video where his throat viciously attacks Kobe Bryant’s elbow.
Of course, the refs turned a blind eye (like they did when Shane Battier’s face attacked Kobe’s knee and elbow in Game 1). So, Ron Ron being Ron Ron decided to take matters into his hands. He ran over to Kobe to try and calm him down and whoa hey, Joey Crawford threw him out of the game with the quickness.
Not to be outdone, Scola and Fisher put on a show worthy of Broadway. Jump to 3:45 to see the theatrical scene.
At the end of the night, Kobe led all scorers with 40, but Artest had the best post-game quote: “You’re hitting the wrong person. Don’t you know you’re hitting Ron Artest?”
BONUS CLIP:
Here’s ex-Rocket PG Rafer Alston slapping Eddie House for being too giddy after making 8 consecutive shots.
Actually, I like this remix better:
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