Lousy Karaoke Inspires Violence in Connecticut

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Comic Relief

Published on September 25, 2009 with 20 Comments">20 Comments

singing bad karaoke = an ass whooping

When I first saw this story it seemed so outrageous that I did a double take to make sure I wasn’t reading The Onion.

Six women were arrested last night after they allegedly assaulted a female karaoke singer whose performance they panned. The attack occurred at a bar in Stamford, Connecticut, where Leidy Alcantara, 25, had performed a song by Juanes, the chart-topping Colombian singer. According to a police press release, the six arrestees made “derogatory comments about the other female’s singing ability (or lack thereof) and then repeatedly punched, kicked and pulled the hair of the victim before leaving the bar.” Alcantara, who suffered a chipped tooth and was left with numerous bruises, was treated at a local hospital.

Apparently, beating the living stars out of lousy singers is common practice at karaoke bars.

Last night’s karaoke attack was the third in the past couple of years. A Seattle man was throttled in August 2007 after performing a Coldplay song, while a Wisconsin man was attacked last November following his interpretation of a Ronnie James Dio song.

The moral of the story is this: Just because you can sing a Juanes karaoke song doesn’t mean that everyone there is willing to endure the noises a drunk trying to read lyrics through blurred eyes makes. Pop the hood for full mugshots of all 6 assailants.

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[Props: The Smoking Gun]

TRU

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • GetEmGenius

    Columbian music = 09′s Gangsta Rap

    Oprahs’s gonna be boycotting kareoke now

  • GetEmGenius

    Columbian music = 09′s Gangsta Rap

    Oprahs’s gonna be boycotting kareoke now

  • la huey

    we have a saying in Seattle, “If there’s violence, it’s due to out-of-towners”

  • la huey

    we have a saying in Seattle, “If there’s violence, it’s due to out-of-towners”

  • Anonymous

    nappy headed hoes

  • Anonymous

    nappy headed hoes

  • IT’S COOL FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO

    JESUS CHRIST! Every fucking week it’s a new criminal absurdity in CT. I’m moving the fuck out of this state.

    Also, chick is red is hot.

  • IT’S COOL FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO RAP NOW

    JESUS CHRIST! Every fucking week it’s a new criminal absurdity in CT. I’m moving the fuck out of this state.

    Also, chick is red is hot.

  • oh eyha

    holy shit are they ever ugly. maybe that’s why they were so irritable. lock these monkey women up so they can beat on each other instead of everyone else

  • oh eyha

    holy shit are they ever ugly. maybe that’s why they were so irritable. lock these monkey women up so they can beat on each other instead of everyone else

  • t0p

    @ IT’S COOL FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO RAP NOW: She’s not hot, but I’ll let that one slide.

    I’m getting the fuck out of here next year.

  • t0p

    @ IT’S COOL FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO RAP NOW: She’s not hot, but I’ll let that one slide.

    I’m getting the fuck out of here next year.

  • wtf

    LOL. Trash, pure and simple.

    No, none of them are hot. Ugly, dirty bitches who need to fight 6 vs 1. Lock these stupid cunts up and sterlize them while your at it. We don’t need more of their type of garbage polluting the planet.

  • wtf

    LOL. Trash, pure and simple.

    No, none of them are hot. Ugly, dirty bitches who need to fight 6 vs 1. Lock these stupid cunts up and sterlize them while your at it. We don’t need more of their type of garbage polluting the planet.

  • IT’S COOL FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO

    @t0p: I was drunk when I posted that. Honest.

  • IT’S COOL FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO RAP NOW

    @t0p: I was drunk when I posted that. Honest.

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  • Richard

    These women should be forced as punishment to listen to lousy karaoke singers every night for 2 years from 9-12 midnight.

  • Richard

    These women should be forced as punishment to listen to lousy karaoke singers every night for 2 years from 9-12 midnight.

  • http://www.Well-equipped-karaoke.com chris @ machine karaoke

    Okay, this is priceless! Apparently the assailants lost their *amn minds. Simple solution for bad karaoke….LEAVE! Or take a powder break. Jeepers, what is the world coming to?

  • http://www.Well-equipped-karaoke.com chris @ machine karaoke

    Okay, this is priceless! Apparently the assailants lost their *amn minds. Simple solution for bad karaoke….LEAVE! Or take a powder break. Jeepers, what is the world coming to?

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