Michael Jordan is a Douche Bag

Written by Rizoh. Posted in WTF

Published on October 20, 2009 with 28 Comments">28 Comments

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The name’s Bag, Douche Bag.

Michael Jordan stans will get their panties bunched up when they find out that their idol is a certified asshole. It’s one thing to turn down a photo op (“Naw man, I ain’t taking no pictures with no niggas!”), but demanding $15,000 from a fan who just bid $7,000 on your jersey for said photo op is ridiculous. Since Iverson crossed you over, should he charge $30,000 for photo ops?

Anyway, pop the lid to see why Chamillionaire nearly punched MJ at his own party.

MJ, you’re still the greatest, but check your ego before it checks you.

TRU

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • WordsManifest

    well, damn. one more childhood hero tarnishes himself (again!) for the whole world to see. growing older is a bitch.

  • WordsManifest

    well, damn. one more childhood hero tarnishes himself (again!) for the whole world to see. growing older is a bitch.

  • Ivan

    Told y’all… KOBE >>>>>>

    :D

  • Ivan

    Told y’all… KOBE >>>>>>

    :D

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^Say whaaat?

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    ^^Say whaaat?

  • Andrew

    Ivan walks a thin line.

  • Andrew

    Ivan walks a thin line.

  • Ivan

    I’m sick and tired of people saying Kobe is arrogant and selfish while proclaiming Jordan to be God’s gift to earth. Jordan’s BEEN an a-hole for years. I can’t deny his b-ball skills, but really, questioning Kobe’s morality and not Michael’s (this has been going on for years) is annoying as hell.

  • Ivan

    I’m sick and tired of people saying Kobe is arrogant and selfish while proclaiming Jordan to be God’s gift to earth. Jordan’s BEEN an a-hole for years. I can’t deny his b-ball skills, but really, questioning Kobe’s morality and not Michael’s (this has been going on for years) is annoying as hell.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    Kobe is not a saint either. Wait till he reaches MJ status and then talk to me again.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    Kobe is not a saint either. Wait till he reaches MJ status and then talk to me again.

  • me

    this is why i dont support super stars whether it be music acting or sports. i download their shit fuck them cause they dont give a damn about me. after watching jay and alicia keys treat lil mama like that i actually felt good about downloading the bp3 before the release and puttin all my friends onto it. as far as sports youll never see my black ass wearing a jersey

  • me

    this is why i dont support super stars whether it be music acting or sports. i download their shit fuck them cause they dont give a damn about me. after watching jay and alicia keys treat lil mama like that i actually felt good about downloading the bp3 before the release and puttin all my friends onto it. as far as sports youll never see my black ass wearing a jersey

  • that dude

    kobe is also a douche bag. Dwight Howard FTW!

  • that dude

    kobe is also a douche bag. Dwight Howard FTW!

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  • Walter

    Lol at “treat Lil Mama like that”

    There are Lil Mama stans?

  • Walter

    Lol at “treat Lil Mama like that”

    There are Lil Mama stans?

  • la huey

    i think you guys are expecting too much out of these guys sometimes. it’s okay to model your game after them but stop expecting them to be role models.

  • la huey

    i think you guys are expecting too much out of these guys sometimes. it’s okay to model your game after them but stop expecting them to be role models.

  • chaz

    These guys don’t necessarily have to be role models, but they also don’t have to be a complete jerk in this case.

  • chaz

    These guys don’t necessarily have to be role models, but they also don’t have to be a complete jerk in this case.

  • Smooth Da Hustler

    MJ prolly wouldn’t have ko’d him. He fight like a bitch. Remember when the bulls got into that fight and he was runnin around scratchin at niccas!!

  • Smooth Da Hustler

    MJ prolly wouldn’t have ko’d him. He fight like a bitch. Remember when the bulls got into that fight and he was runnin around scratchin at niccas!!

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  • Brickjames

    ‘after watching jay and alicia keys treat lil mama like that’
    umm i think you got your facts wrong chief. Miss keys and hov were right for treating lil mama like that. she fucked with a performance they’d been rehearsing and perfecting for months. hov explained this on angie martinez i think.

  • Brickjames

    ‘after watching jay and alicia keys treat lil mama like that’
    umm i think you got your facts wrong chief. Miss keys and hov were right for treating lil mama like that. she fucked with a performance they’d been rehearsing and perfecting for months. hov explained this on angie martinez i think.

  • CassavaLeaf.com

    I wouldn’t take a photo with Chamillionaire either, and I’m not even famous!

  • CassavaLeaf.com

    I wouldn’t take a photo with Chamillionaire either, and I’m not even famous!

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