Blame It on Alcohol: Woman Calls 911 to Report Herself as Drunk Driver

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Comic Relief

Published on November 04, 2009 with 2 Comments">2 Comments

People do the craziest things when they drink and jump behind the wheel. A 49-year old woman named Mary Strey called 911 as she was driving along a road in central Wisconsin to report a drunk driver.

The operator asks her if she is behind the drunk driver. She replies, “I am them,” to which he asks, “You am them?” I hope someone checked that dispatcher to make sure he didn’t injest a little sippy-sippy himself.

Anyway, the lady said she was drunk and didn’t want to hurt anybody. She was charged with misdemeanor drunken driving.

TRU

Rizoh

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  • CassavaLeaf.com

    Damn they shouldn’t charge her for being responsible

  • CassavaLeaf.com

    Damn they shouldn’t charge her for being responsible

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