Ron Artest Is the New Dennis Rodman

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Sports

Published on November 25, 2009 with 2 Comments">2 Comments

Two of a kind - ron and rodman

Quick, name an eccentric NBA Forward known for his pesky defense and controversial off-court behavior who played alongside an NBA legend. If you guessed Dennis Rodman, you’ve just won yourself a castrated monkey. Just pay shipping and handling and tell me where to mail it. If I ask this question again in 2023 you’ll have a hard time picking between Rodman and Ron Ron.

Case in point: On Monday night, Ron Artest paid a visit to “Jimmy Kimmel Live” wearing only his shorts. Obviously, Ron Ron was channeling his inner Dennis Rodman. Hey, at least he wasn’t freeballin’! Peep Ron’s Jimmy Kimmel appearance after the jump.

You could argue that Kobe Bryant’s MJ transformation enjoyed yet another boost with the arrival of Artest in L.A this season. Guess who engineered the move to bring him to the Lakers? Simply put, Ron Ron is the Rodman to Kobe’s MJ. And if you can’t see that Kobe, a 4-time champion, is gunning for at least 2 more rings to match MJ’s total of 6, then you need new glasses.

TRU

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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