When Jay-Z Gets Hungry [Pic]

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Comic Relief

Published on November 04, 2009 with 60 Comments">60 Comments

jay hungry like a hippo

Disclaimer: Yo Shawn, we heard you dissed Cristal, so we ordered 2 bottles.

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Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • ILLIONAIRE

    Yeah, because Jay-Z was eating at a New York diner on Friday and not at the Montreal stop of the Blueprint 3 Tour.

  • ILLIONAIRE

    Yeah, because Jay-Z was eating at a New York diner on Friday and not at the Montreal stop of the Blueprint 3 Tour.

  • Nasty

    Ouch

  • Nasty

    Ouch

  • Vulture

    Not a bad price for the Johnny Blue.

  • Vulture

    Not a bad price for the Johnny Blue.

  • Solo

    Wasn’t he off that Cristal?

  • Solo

    Wasn’t he off that Cristal?

  • Huh?

    That shit ain’t real… right?

  • Huh?

    That shit ain’t real… right?

  • Kell-EL

    Damn someone is getting there carbs in (nh)

  • Kell-EL

    Damn someone is getting there carbs in (nh)

  • Runnin216

    It’s not Jay-Z’s. Supposedly it belongs to Roman Abramovich, the Russian billionaire that owns the English soccer team Chelsea. He denies it because well he doesn’t want to seem like a dick but the restaurant says it is his. The dude puts conspicuous consumption at a whole different level, he has a $1 billion+ yacht. Jay- can’t keep up with this dude.

  • Runnin216

    It’s not Jay-Z’s. Supposedly it belongs to Roman Abramovich, the Russian billionaire that owns the English soccer team Chelsea. He denies it because well he doesn’t want to seem like a dick but the restaurant says it is his. The dude puts conspicuous consumption at a whole different level, he has a $1 billion+ yacht. Jay- can’t keep up with this dude.

  • Runnin216

    Vulture – thats not a bottle of Johnny Blue thats a glass…

  • Runnin216

    Vulture – thats not a bottle of Johnny Blue thats a glass…

  • stizzle

    wow 12 bucks for a large water? thats like half of my monthly water bill here at the crib

  • stizzle

    wow 12 bucks for a large water? thats like half of my monthly water bill here at the crib

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    No, it’s not Jay’s. I thought that was obvious.

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    No, it’s not Jay’s. I thought that was obvious.

  • Matt Day

    This is making me hungry.

  • Matt Day

    This is making me hungry.

  • Karlito

    Runnin216 is right! They printed that same pic in a paper here in the UK last week.

  • Karlito

    Runnin216 is right! They printed that same pic in a paper here in the UK last week.

  • ILLBILL0122

    Yeah, that couldn’t be Shawn’s bill because I thought he didn’t drink CRISTAL??? So WTF is that about??? He definitely isn’t bullshitting when him and his wife went to a restaurant and he left a $600 tip!!!

  • ILLBILL0122

    Yeah, that couldn’t be Shawn’s bill because I thought he didn’t drink CRISTAL??? So WTF is that about??? He definitely isn’t bullshitting when him and his wife went to a restaurant and he left a $600 tip!!!

  • ReUP

    This isnt even JAY Zs!! Its Roman Abramovichs, at least if you want to make the dude look good get the right bill!

  • ReUP

    This isnt even JAY Zs!! Its Roman Abramovichs, at least if you want to make the dude look good get the right bill!

  • Walter

    smh…niggas are retarded. You all do see that this is posted under comic relief, right?

  • Walter

    smh…niggas are retarded. You all do see that this is posted under comic relief, right?

  • Kosncience

    Fake Jayz was in Montreal all day that day Press Conference and COncert … FAKE FAKE FAKE
    Google it

  • Kosncience

    Fake Jayz was in Montreal all day that day Press Conference and COncert … FAKE FAKE FAKE
    Google it

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  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2xlmhan1vyibf gemma barnes

    i want dinner with jay z…fuk

  • http://my.rawkus.com/xn/detail/u_2xlmhan1vyibf gemma barnes

    i want dinner with jay z…fuk

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  • BS

    Your math on this fake check is way off. Neglecting the quantities at the right of the check the bill does add up to $36,641, however if you make sure you add the correct number of each item that was ordered the bill is $89,526 and after tax and tip is over $116,000. If you got your math right it would have been funnier…LAME.

  • BS

    Your math on this fake check is way off. Neglecting the quantities at the right of the check the bill does add up to $36,641, however if you make sure you add the correct number of each item that was ordered the bill is $89,526 and after tax and tip is over $116,000. If you got your math right it would have been funnier…LAME.

  • rusty

    ^^^^

    what a retard

  • rusty

    ^^^^

    what a retard

  • DC

    yo BS, you jokin right? the dollar amt on the right accounts for the quantity.

  • DC

    yo BS, you jokin right? the dollar amt on the right accounts for the quantity.

  • Googs

    Bs is and Idiot

  • Googs

    Bs is and Idiot

  • LunarSilence

    BS why don’t you come blow me…fag

  • LunarSilence

    BS why don’t you come blow me…fag

  • efoe

    why won’t Jay-z give me this money so that I can pay my tuition and fees as an international first year PhD student?

    Hov, if you happen to read this blog, please holla at ur younger brother

  • efoe

    why won’t Jay-z give me this money so that I can pay my tuition and fees as an international first year PhD student?

    Hov, if you happen to read this blog, please holla at ur younger brother

  • sosodef

    For real. I’m a medical student trying to do underserved primary care for us poor people with no money or insurance. I could use a running car to get from the hospital and back so my medical training can go well. A taxi everyday would be impossible financially. So would buying a car. We train at several hospitals. I’ve made it this far being poor and now i just need a car.

    Hit me up Hov.