Craigslist Ad: Need a Thug on the Mic to Diss Wale

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Comic Relief

Published on December 11, 2009 with 6 Comments">6 Comments

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TRU reader Noorma Zahory sent us this hilarious Craigslist posting.

“So this is the deal. Wale dissed me in a rap, and I recruited someone to get back at him, but she bitched out. I have no musical talent, so I need to hire someone to get in the booth and wreck both Wale and the bitch that sold out. Holla if ya hear me!!!!”

Our friend here is quite the salesman. First, he reveals that he has no musical talent, which is usually an essential quality when hiring people with musical talent. Plus, he offers no compensation for this tall order. Hmmm…did anyone ever find out why the previous hire flaked out? I’d be wary of responding to this one, even though it offers the temptation of achieving small fame by dissing one of the Internet’s most beloved new MCs.

Suge Knight, is that you?

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Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • LA Huey

    I hope this results in /b/’s amateur rappers all coming out to diss the craigslist poster

  • LA Huey

    I hope this results in /b/’s amateur rappers all coming out to diss the craigslist poster

  • J to the AAP

    ROFLMFAO!

  • J to the AAP

    ROFLMFAO!

  • daviduxresll

    Hopefully , my personal proprietor will give me goodies on that day. I can’t wait!

  • daviduxresll

    Hopefully , my personal proprietor will give me goodies on that day. I can’t wait!

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