The Best Christmas Gift EVER

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Gumbo

Published on December 25, 2009 with No Comments">No Comments

turtle snuggie

All I want for Christmas is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle snuggie. They come in three funky cozy forms –Donatello funky, Michaelangelo funky, and Raphael funky. Unfortunately, Mikey is sold out and there’s no sign of Leonardo or Splinter. Fine, I’ll have the Donatello snuggie. I don’t know how fast Hot Topic can ship this but I’m hoping it’s somewhere in the range of 2 – 4 hours. If not, I can live with that, as long as this turtle snuggie winds up in my mailbox somehow.

Holiday Cheers, Trubians.

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston, TX, where he earned a Ph.D. in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life, About.com's rap guide, and a member of the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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