WTF

NBA for Whites

6 Comments 21 January 2010

BUAHAHAHAHA! Did you hear about this so-called all-white basketball team for “fundamentally sound white players.” Why stop there? Why not take it a step further and establish a league for whites? It will be just like the NBA but for light skinned people with no negro dialect. You’re only allowed to shoot from 3-point line. Slam dunks will be outlawed. Offenders are assessed a fine and locked up in a dark room with Ron Artest for 24 hours.

Woohoo! This occasion calls for celebration, and I think I have the perfect soundtrack.

[Props to Ivan for the Ol' Skool pic]

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6 Comments so far

  1. acarrillojr says:

    This will never fly. At least, it shouldn’t!

  2. Rizoh says:

    It will never “fly”…hahahaha!

  3. georgeburns says:

    hahah i thought it already was supposed to be an all white league…i musta read a different source but humorous nonetheless….brian scalabrines bout to go and be the MVP

  4. ill_natured says:

    LMAO @ “brian scalabrines bout to go and be the MVP.”

  5. Rukus says:

    [stereotyping]If I only wanted to watch layups and jumpshots I’d leave after pregame….[/stereotyping]


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