NBA for Whites

Written by Rizoh. Posted in WTF

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Published on January 21, 2010 with 10 Comments">10 Comments

BUAHAHAHAHA! Did you hear about this so-called all-white basketball team for “fundamentally sound white players.” Why stop there? Why not take it a step further and establish a league for whites? It will be just like the NBA but for light skinned people with no negro dialect. You’re only allowed to shoot from 3-point line. Slam dunks will be outlawed. Offenders are assessed a fine and locked up in a dark room with Ron Artest for 24 hours.

Woohoo! This occasion calls for celebration, and I think I have the perfect soundtrack.

[Props to Ivan for the Ol' Skool pic]

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • http://www.twitter.com/acarrillojr acarrillojr

    This will never fly. At least, it shouldn’t!

  • http://www.twitter.com/acarrillojr acarrillojr

    This will never fly. At least, it shouldn’t!

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    It will never “fly”…hahahaha!

  • http://my.rawkus.com/profile/Rizoh Rizoh

    It will never “fly”…hahahaha!

  • georgeburns

    hahah i thought it already was supposed to be an all white league…i musta read a different source but humorous nonetheless….brian scalabrines bout to go and be the MVP

  • georgeburns

    hahah i thought it already was supposed to be an all white league…i musta read a different source but humorous nonetheless….brian scalabrines bout to go and be the MVP

  • ill_natured

    LMAO @ “brian scalabrines bout to go and be the MVP.”

  • ill_natured

    LMAO @ “brian scalabrines bout to go and be the MVP.”

  • Rukus

    [stereotyping]If I only wanted to watch layups and jumpshots I’d leave after pregame….[/stereotyping]

  • Rukus

    [stereotyping]If I only wanted to watch layups and jumpshots I’d leave after pregame….[/stereotyping]