Interview with Epic Beard Man

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Chin Check

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Published on February 19, 2010 with 17 Comments">17 Comments

Thomas Bruso (better known as Epic Beard Man or Vietnam Tom) is the baddest 67-year old man on the planet. Whether he’s raising a ruckus at a baseball game or dishing out public transit beatdown, one thing is undeniable – he is a motherfucker. In this 5-minute clip, Epic Beard Man tells his side of the story.

[Thanks, Nahshon]

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  • E. Tiggidy

    I”m getting some Stacey Adams to go to my mom’s funeral. After 2 minutes and some crocodile tears she dies two days later.

  • E. Tiggidy

    I”m getting some Stacey Adams to go to my mom’s funeral. After 2 minutes and some crocodile tears she dies two days later.

  • http://therapup.net Rizoh

    ^Yeah, his story is off. Dude sounds like a broken man sometimes.

  • http://therapup.net Rizoh

    ^Yeah, his story is off. Dude sounds like a broken man sometimes.

  • http://www.liveagl.com Alex Of Liveagl.com

    *side eye*…”After 2 minutes and some crocodile tears she dies two days later”..that is sketchy

  • http://www.liveagl.com Alex Of Liveagl.com

    *side eye*…”After 2 minutes and some crocodile tears she dies two days later”..that is sketchy

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    Don’t mess with a Vietnam Vet.

  • http://www.yourpillows.com whydidi

    Don’t mess with a Vietnam Vet.

  • pulse

    man, it got AWKWARD when he started crying!

  • pulse

    man, it got AWKWARD when he started crying!

  • Jake

    Damn, I feel bad for him. Vietnam fucks people up bad. I don’t think I know one person who came back from there that wasn’t fucked in the head one way or another after that.

  • Jake

    Damn, I feel bad for him. Vietnam fucks people up bad. I don’t think I know one person who came back from there that wasn’t fucked in the head one way or another after that.

  • http://eighteen-one.com Matt

    She might have been on her death bed. so he knew she was passing

  • http://eighteen-one.com Matt

    She might have been on her death bed. so he knew she was passing

  • Charles Feney

    The Epic Limerick of the Epic Beard Man.

    In Oakland a grizzled veteran named Tom
    From the long forgotten war in Viet Nam
    Tried to get rid of his blues
    By shining his Stacy Adam’s shoes
    To look sharp at the funeral of his Mom.

    When he got on the AC transit Bus
    He encountered a racially toned fuss
    Because a thug named Tyrone
    Tried to pick at Tom’s bone
    When the shoeshine was brought up to discuss.

    Tyrone acted like his shit wasn’t stinky
    But compared to Tom he was really quite dinky
    Though Tom’s conclusion was foregone
    That it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on
    One of the hecklers yelled out “Say it again Pinky!”

    Tom declared that he was 67 years old
    That’s when the thug decided to get gangster bold.
    One of the women with no class
    Yelled out “Beat his white ass”
    Now here’s where the legendary stuff begins to unfold!

    Tom said something about slapping the thug shitless
    That’s when Tyrone finally proved himself witless.
    When Tyrone’s right hook came around
    He got his ass beat to the ground
    By the Senior showing Epic Beard Man fitness!

    Epic Beard Man hit him with a three lefts and a right
    It was a beat down instead of a fight!
    Then Beard man got his shoes shined
    By inserting them up Tyrone’s behind
    Then he decided to call it a night.

    Tyrone crawled off to where a wounded man encamps
    To some of his bleeding he tried to apply clamps.
    The videographer who was freakin’
    Cried aloud “Ohh He Leakin’!”
    As Tyrone yelled out “Get da’ Amber lamps!”

    Here’s a tip for any thuggish city sucker
    Epic Beard Man can make y’alls ass pucker!
    You’ll be cryin’ and moanin’
    If you pick on a big bearded Roman
    Who’s shirt declares “I AM a Motherfucker!”
    ——————————————
    Charles Ulysses Feney
    Livingston, Montana

  • Charles Feney

    The Epic Limerick of the Epic Beard Man.

    In Oakland a grizzled veteran named Tom
    From the long forgotten war in Viet Nam
    Tried to get rid of his blues
    By shining his Stacy Adam’s shoes
    To look sharp at the funeral of his Mom.

    When he got on the AC transit Bus
    He encountered a racially toned fuss
    Because a thug named Tyrone
    Tried to pick at Tom’s bone
    When the shoeshine was brought up to discuss.

    Tyrone acted like his shit wasn’t stinky
    But compared to Tom he was really quite dinky
    Though Tom’s conclusion was foregone
    That it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on
    One of the hecklers yelled out “Say it again Pinky!”

    Tom declared that he was 67 years old
    That’s when the thug decided to get gangster bold.
    One of the women with no class
    Yelled out “Beat his white ass”
    Now here’s where the legendary stuff begins to unfold!

    Tom said something about slapping the thug shitless
    That’s when Tyrone finally proved himself witless.
    When Tyrone’s right hook came around
    He got his ass beat to the ground
    By the Senior showing Epic Beard Man fitness!

    Epic Beard Man hit him with a three lefts and a right
    It was a beat down instead of a fight!
    Then Beard man got his shoes shined
    By inserting them up Tyrone’s behind
    Then he decided to call it a night.

    Tyrone crawled off to where a wounded man encamps
    To some of his bleeding he tried to apply clamps.
    The videographer who was freakin’
    Cried aloud “Ohh He Leakin’!”
    As Tyrone yelled out “Get da’ Amber lamps!”

    Here’s a tip for any thuggish city sucker
    Epic Beard Man can make y’alls ass pucker!
    You’ll be cryin’ and moanin’
    If you pick on a big bearded Roman
    Who’s shirt declares “I AM a Motherfucker!”
    ——————————————
    Charles Ulysses Feney
    Livingston, Montana

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