MySpace Declares War on Coco’s Curvature

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Girls

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Published on February 28, 2010 with 6 Comments">6 Comments

Now that MySpace has finally eliminated the spam problem that plagues their users and fulfilled all of its original vision, they’ve turned their attention to more pressing issues, such as chasing Coco’s female curvature off the site. MySpace lowered the ban hammer on Coco’s accounts after she posted a photo of her ginormous butt cleavage (pic below). Twitpic later followed suit and deleted Coco’s account.

As you might suspect, Coco was distressed about the ban. “Why did myspace take this pic down,” she asked on Twittter. “Are they offended by ass-crack? Its female curvature!” She followed it up with several tweets expressing her outrage over the war on curvature.

It’s worth noting that there are far racier pictures on Coco’s MySpace page.

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  • http://twitter.com/moneda moneda

    Poor ass crack… um, I mean Coco.

  • http://twitter.com/moneda moneda

    Poor ass crack… um, I mean Coco.

  • gneezy

    man, myspace is shit anyway.

    coco needs to use some of that ice t money and start her own site.

  • gneezy

    man, myspace is shit anyway.

    coco needs to use some of that ice t money and start her own site.

  • http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com/ ian aka @StellasKid

    Since I haven’t been on MySpace in about 7 bajillion years, I’m assuming that’s a sarcastic reference to them having cleaned up all the spam on there?

  • http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com/ ian aka @StellasKid

    Since I haven’t been on MySpace in about 7 bajillion years, I’m assuming that’s a sarcastic reference to them having cleaned up all the spam on there?