Separated at Birth: Shana Luxury and Gremlins

Written by Rizoh. Posted in WTF

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Published on March 18, 2010 with 6 Comments">6 Comments

PSA: There’s nothing sexy about fake booty. Nothing. Nada. Ladies, if you’re contemplating getting butt implants (a la Angel Lola Luv and Vanity), take one long look at Shana Luxury’s plastic booty below and decide if this is how you’d like to look for the rest of your life.

Fellas, if your girl keeps yapping about upgrading her donk, slap her (on the ass, of course) and remind her that there are better ways to spend that moola. It’s not worth the health complications and loose flesh that will surely haunt her when she turns 50. It ends up looking like a deformity anyway.

If that’s not enough to dissuade you, then this video should do the trick.

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  • sm72

    EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

  • sm72

    EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

  • Big Sia

    Some things really piss me off about that news story…

    Those fucking hosts proliferate the images that make women think they need to put silicon in their ass.

    Then they ridicule them at a sub-human level, associating economic and racial stereotypes and undertones with their behavior

    makes me sick

  • Big Sia

    Some things really piss me off about that news story…

    Those fucking hosts proliferate the images that make women think they need to put silicon in their ass.

    Then they ridicule them at a sub-human level, associating economic and racial stereotypes and undertones with their behavior

    makes me sick

  • http://therapup.net Rizoh

    I agree with your second assertion but I disagree with your first statement. If anything, mainstream media perpetuates stereotypes of women as sickly sticks.

  • http://therapup.net Rizoh

    I agree with your second assertion but I disagree with your first statement. If anything, mainstream media perpetuates stereotypes of women as sickly sticks.