There are no words to express the amount of wins contained in C.J. Spiller’s sitdown with NFL analyst and former coach Jon Gruden. You have to see the video for yourself to understand. Grab a bag of popcorn and a soda and enjoy four minutes of comedy gold.
On a more serious note, I can’t help but wonder how sweet it would be if my Texans could somehow magically pick up C.J. Spiller in the draft? The guy is lightning offense in a bottle. He’d fill a need position and guarantee the Texans a weekly spot in the highlight reel (since having the best WR and a Pro Bowl QB who led the league in passing yards don’t get you ESPN coverage). More importantly, he would be a huge boost to the offense. I can dream, right? Preemptive congrats to the lucky team that lands this guy on Thursday.
I now leave you with this epic image of Spiller at a midtown Subway admiring a statue of himself made out of pepperoni.