Kim Has a New Boyfriend and He’s Not Black

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Ya Heard?!?!

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Published on April 24, 2010 with 10 Comments

Well, Kimmy has dumped me for some guy with two first names, Cristiano Ronaldo. Word on the street is that Kim is going steady with the Portuguese soccer star. Are they getting cozy in hotel rooms? Yes. Are they texting each other daily? The answer to that is yes. Well, that’s the story. I hope you enjoyed it.

Here’s a complimentary photo of Kim holding up her cat.

TRU

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  1. I would spazz out on Kim…

  2. I would spazz out on Kim…

  3. I would spazz out on Kim…

    ^ Word!

    Her and that one cat seem like a better fit,
    I hope their relationship last

  4. I would spazz out on Kim…

    ^ Word!

    Her and that one cat seem like a better fit,
    I hope their relationship last

  5. You mean the black cat?

  6. You mean the black cat?

  7. haha, thanks for the complimentary pic of Kim holding up her cat. I was hoping it would be the other kind of cat. you know…her vagina.

  8. haha, thanks for the complimentary pic of Kim holding up her cat. I was hoping it would be the other kind of cat. you know…her vagina.

  9. Well she is going after intl. status so I guess it kind of makes sense. Let’s see if Ronaldo dumps her before she dumps him…

  10. Well she is going after intl. status so I guess it kind of makes sense. Let’s see if Ronaldo dumps her before she dumps him…

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