Leave Nicki Minaj Alone

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Chin Check

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Published on June 05, 2010 with 5 Comments

Nicki Minaj

Man, someone really has it out for my future ex-wife Nicki Minaj. A friend passed me this article in which some douche dissects Nicki’s appeal and I have to tell you, they really gave her the business. Who cares if she rocks butt pads to look like Big Booty Judy? Authenticity is overrated anyway. So what if she can’t string two words together? That’s not her fault. That’s her mom’s fault. In the wise words of Chris Rock, if a kid can’t read, that’s her momma fault. She’d know more words if she heard anything other than “Mommy be back” when she was a child. It’s also her dad’s fault for burning down their house. Dude was probably a staunch alcoholic who often used Bud Light bottles as portable urinals. All I’m saying is, she obviously had a rough childhood. Giver her a break.

Anywho, here’s the article if you’re interested: Dissecting Nicki Minaj

TRU

Rizoh

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  1. Man, I really can’t stand her raps at all. I try, it’s just painful. I have to skip ‘Up All Night’ on Drake’s album just because of her.

    It’s hard out there for a girl rapper…

  2. Man, I really can’t stand her raps at all. I try, it’s just painful. I have to skip ‘Up All Night’ on Drake’s album just because of her.

    It’s hard out there for a girl rapper…

  3. dont worry about people hating on you i love your rapping in all your songs

  4. dont worry about people hating on you i love your rapping in all your songs

  5. FUCK YOU juxtapose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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