Man, someone really has it out for my future ex-wife Nicki Minaj. A friend passed me this article in which some douche dissects Nicki’s appeal and I have to tell you, they really gave her the business. Who cares if she rocks butt pads to look like Big Booty Judy? Authenticity is overrated anyway. So what if she can’t string two words together? That’s not her fault. That’s her mom’s fault. In the wise words of Chris Rock, if a kid can’t read, that’s her momma fault. She’d know more words if she heard anything other than “Mommy be back” when she was a child. It’s also her dad’s fault for burning down their house. Dude was probably a staunch alcoholic who often used Bud Light bottles as portable urinals. All I’m saying is, she obviously had a rough childhood. Giver her a break.
Anywho, here’s the article if you’re interested: Dissecting Nicki Minaj