Real Life Nigga Moment

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Chin Check

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Published on June 14, 2010 with 30 Comments

First Rule of Street Fight: If anyone challenges you to a fight while cameras are rolling, run the other way. Sure, they’ll probably call you “pussy,” but at least your face won’t look like a slice of pepperoni pizza from being dragged all over the floor in attempt to ham it up for the YouTubes. This is like watching an episode of The Boondocks spring to reality. Good thing the bags of douche egging on the fight were smart enough to film themselves, so authorities won’t have much trouble finding the perpetrators if this becomes a legal issue.

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Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the former editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  1. We’e getting stupider and stupider.

  2. We’e getting stupider and stupider.

  3. This is dumb.

  4. This is dumb.

  5. This is so fucked up, not even as a shorty would I stay around a fight, I just kept it moving. Are there reasons to fight, of course self defense and shit like that, but this did not look like that. She probably looked at her wrong, or even better, stepped on her 5411’s or some dumb shit..

  6. This is so fucked up, not even as a shorty would I stay around a fight, I just kept it moving. Are there reasons to fight, of course self defense and shit like that, but this did not look like that. She probably looked at her wrong, or even better, stepped on her 5411’s or some dumb shit..

  7. What’s worse?

    Fighting for a dumb reason?

    Filming the scene?

    Post it on the internet?

    Or publish it on a hip-hop blog?

  8. What’s worse?

    Fighting for a dumb reason?

    Filming the scene?

    Post it on the internet?

    Or publish it on a hip-hop blog?

  9. Ben, you forgot one more:

    Watching it on said hip-hop blog?

  10. Ben, you forgot one more:

    Watching it on said hip-hop blog?

  11. I agree with Ben…Rizoh this is low kid… i have come to expect better from you…you run a quality site…what is the point of this?

  12. I agree with Ben…Rizoh this is low kid… i have come to expect better from you…you run a quality site…what is the point of this?

  13. SMH at folks only commenting when they wanna diss. HAHA! Feel free to hit the x button, fam.

  14. SMH at folks only commenting when they wanna diss. HAHA! Feel free to hit the x button, fam.

  15. Only in NYC!

  16. Only in NYC!

  17. Rizoh, you mad. The Red-Eyed Jedi complimented in saying you run a quality site…don’t cry over criticism if its valid. X-button to the out….

  18. Rizoh, you mad. The Red-Eyed Jedi complimented in saying you run a quality site…don’t cry over criticism if its valid. X-button to the out….

  19. Don’t trip Riz! I appreciate the niggardry!

  20. Don’t trip Riz! I appreciate the niggardry!

  21. Oh, so you have a problem with this because it makes you uncomfortable? Mission accomplished. It makes me uncomfortable, too. That’s exactly why I posted it.

    I don’t see how this statement is me being “low”:
    “This is like watching an episode of The Boondocks spring to reality. Good thing the bags of douche egging on the fight were smart enough to film themselves, so authorities won’t have much trouble finding the perpetrators if this ever becomes a legal issue.”

  22. Oh, so you have a problem with this because it makes you uncomfortable? Mission accomplished. It makes me uncomfortable, too. That’s exactly why I posted it.

    I don’t see how this statement is me being “low”:
    “This is like watching an episode of The Boondocks spring to reality. Good thing the bags of douche egging on the fight were smart enough to film themselves, so authorities won’t have much trouble finding the perpetrators if this ever becomes a legal issue.”

  23. No Rizoh, posting would be worse then watching it. Filming and egging it on is the worse thing that ben mentioned. But he has a point.

  24. No Rizoh, posting would be worse then watching it. Filming and egging it on is the worse thing that ben mentioned. But he has a point.

  25. These comments are real-life nigga moments smh.

  26. These comments are real-life nigga moments smh.

  27. as an outsider looking in, why are black people so violent?

    • They are violent, because they have low self-esteem and don’t believe they’re proficient at anything else. It’s very complicated and sad. Babies are coming into the world and believing all kinds of negative things about themselves and a site like this is the results.

  28. as an outsider looking in, why are black people so violent?

  29. lol at these comments, riz i got your back. this is definitely relevant, and a much needed post. it’s not like you were condoning it promoting violence. people look to criticize.

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