Boondocks – “A Date with the Booty Warrior” Recap

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Published on June 27, 2010 with 12 Comments

Season 3: Episode 9 – A Date with the Booty Warrior

“A Date with the Booty Warrior” tackles Tom’s fear of going to prison and getting anally raped, an issue that was introduced on Season 1’s “A Date with the Health Inspector.” We learn for the first time that Tom is a gay rights advocate, even though he’s too homophobic for his own good. Tom volunteers to chaperon some troubled kids on a prison tour as part of a scared straight program. As you might expect, this turns out to be a very bad idea. Things get a little heated on the tour, and Tom sees his worst nightmare manifest itself. Well, somewhat. The tour culminates in an epic fight between Tom and the Booty Warrior.

As a follow up to “A Date with the Health Inspector” this episode hit all the right notes. My only complaint is that it seemed too short. But it’s understandable that plot development is hardly a priority when you only have 22 minutes to spare. Riley’s shit-talking at the end compensates for the brevity.

Tom’s arch-nemesis in this episode was inspired by a real life Booty Warrior, Fleece Johnson. But Johnson doesn’t have to fire anyone for leaking private information. MSNBC already “outed” him a couple years ago in a Lockup feature, which I thought was unintentionally funny.

Best Quotes
“My name is Tom and I have a fear of going to jail and being anally raped.”

“My booty is mine. You can not have my booty.”

“Tom is going to face his fears straight on. And he’s going to walk out of that prison with his rectum and piece of mind intact.”

Nigga, did you just say what I was trying to say but smarter?

“I want me an Alaskan bitch.”

“Sir, have they raped you yet?”

[Props: Nah Right]

TRU

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  1. OMG.

  2. OMG.

  3. Loved this episode.

  4. Loved this episode.

  5. Gimme your booty nigga!
    LOL
    <3 the Boondocks

  6. Gimme your booty nigga!
    LOL
    <3 the Boondocks

  7. tom should have busted a rhyme like Kid in House Party

  8. tom should have busted a rhyme like Kid in House Party

  9. they should show this to all the juvenile detention centers and adult detention centers/jails. that so called style (waist pants below butt) is the stupidest one i ever seen.

  10. they should show this to all the juvenile detention centers and adult detention centers/jails. that so called style (waist pants below butt) is the stupidest one i ever seen.

  11. booty rape in prison is REAL.Had a cousin get out of Corcoran Prison after 12 yrs- he has been working, got married to a cute asian girl and goes to church every sunday for the last 4 yrs of his freedom. He went in a punk 22 yr old gang banger and came out a 34 yr old man with gry hair and 24″ biceps. A distant relative that never liked my cousin ,made a joke about ” prison sex” at a family get together, and my cousin cooly turned to him, and said”why you want to experience if ?! ain’t a DAMN thing funny about being locked up with hardened evil cons that’ll jump you and try to turn your butt into a a woman’s vagina… Bottom line- STAY out of jail or prison…..( and you won’t have to deal with the Fleece Johnsons of the world)

  12. Pause!

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