Ice T vs. Punk Bitch Cop

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Shots Fired

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Published on July 26, 2010 with No Comments

By now you’ve probably heard about Ice T’s arrest. It made national news less than 10 minutes after he was taken into custody for driving with a suspended license (Ice T has denied this). Ice took to Twitter to bash the cop that cuffed him.

Ice-T and Coco

Ice T tweeted:
“Some punk bitch rookie cop named Fisher #10026 Made the arrest of his bullshit career today. Arresting the Notorious Ice T for no seatbelt.” He added:”My license in not suspended. I don’t and never had a NYC licence. I have a valid NJ licence.”

Could it be that Fisher arrested him because he wanted to see Coco’s flotation devices? Ice T has a few ideas of his own. “It was all bullshit,” Ice T later told the NY Post. “I think the cop got his rocks off bringing me in the station in handcuffs… I stopped breaking the law a long time ago. I ain’t trying to get in trouble.”

And to think that all Ice T and Coco ever wanted to do was head back to New Jersey after dropping their bulldog Spartacus at the vet for knee surgery. According to Spartacus’ twitter page, Spartacus is now resting safely in the bosom of Coco.

Spartacus tweeted:
“Recovery time will be awesome because my mom, Coco will reward me by smothering me with her boobs.She loves hugging!I don’t mind a bit.”

For a guy who wrote “Cop Killer” I’m surprised Ice T doesn’t get arrested every 2 weeks. It would be like if someone wrote a song called “Angry Law & Order Moob-showing Thespian Killer.” I don’t think Ice T would appreciate it.




Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the former editor of, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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