Larissa Riquelme, Your Boobs Will Be Remembered

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Girls

Published on July 04, 2010 with No Comments

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Paraguay’s world cup dream was snuffed out with a brutal 1-0 loss to Spain in the quarter-finals. More importantly, the loss crushed everyone’s hopes of seeing Paraguay’s most famous fan Larissa Riquelme nekkid. Riquelme vowed to run around the streets naked if Roque Santa Cruz and defied the odds stacked against them and won the tournament on July 11.

For the unitiated, Larissa Riquelme is a lingerie model who has delighted sports photogs by cheering for her country in revealing outfits with her Nokia cellphone safely tucked between her breasts. I don’t even know how the guys around her were able to watch the games. The 24-year old beauty joked that she’d like to replace it with the World Cup. Ehnnn…won’t happen. Regardless, Larissa’s epically large boobs will be remembered for a long time. As for her naked ambition, I’m sure Playboy is still hiring android-looking types with fake balloon boobs.



Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the former editor of, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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