Thanks to Laurence Fishburne for reminding me why I dread having a daughter. Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter Montana Fishburne (aka Chippy D) has found her calling in life. At the behest of porn star Brian Pumper, Montana has made the foray into the adult entertainment world.
Chippy D (as she’s known in the porn world) points to Kim Kardashian’s sex-flick-fueled fame as her inspiration.
“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.”
I feel her. Can you imagine how hard it would’ve been to gain prominence with an obscure family name like “Fishburne”? Would you rather be known as the daughter of Morpheus or have sex with random dudes for dollars? Random dudes, of course. I bet Fishburne wishes he were inside the Matrix right now and that none of this is real. That bag of douche Brian Pumper is laughing all the way to the bank with this one.
Forget the porn issue, what I want to know is why they were interviewing her at Burger King.
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