Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter Found Her Calling

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Ya Heard?!?!

Published on July 30, 2010 with 13 Comments

Thanks to Laurence Fishburne for reminding me why I dread having a daughter. Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter Montana Fishburne (aka Chippy D) has found her calling in life. At the behest of porn star Brian Pumper, Montana has made the foray into the adult entertainment world.

Chippy D (as she’s known in the porn world) points to Kim Kardashian’s sex-flick-fueled fame as her inspiration.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.”

I feel her. Can you imagine how hard it would’ve been to gain prominence with an obscure family name like “Fishburne”? Would you rather be known as the daughter of Morpheus or have sex with random dudes for dollars? Random dudes, of course. I bet Fishburne wishes he were inside the Matrix right now and that none of this is real. That bag of douche Brian Pumper is laughing all the way to the bank with this one.

Forget the porn issue, what I want to know is why they were interviewing her at Burger King.

TRU

Rizoh

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  1. Sad

  2. This shit is retarded. Brian Pumper talking makes it even worse.

  3. come on man, they're not that trashy.
    The interview is in a Subway, not Burger King.

  4. get the hell out! that is wild man. i got mad respect for laurence fishburne lol. Like your father makes hella dough. he could help you be famous. but if you wanna have a sex tape…..its different from you being you and not being kim =( Kim makes a sextape ends up on vh1 and E tv. Laurence fishburne making a sextape and gettin cheap ass interviews at a burgerking, i will see you on BET in 3 years =(

    • Ej hvor sjovt, jeg kom hjem fra dubai i morges med kÃsr¦eten og det ser ud til at vi har boet pÃ¥ helt samme hotel, underligt nÃ¥r jeg følger din blog ! HÃ¥ber i nyder det. Prøv at tage i vandland ude i Atlantis pÃ¥ palmen, det er fedt, hvis man altsÃ¥ er til sÃ¥dan noget

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  5. It's crazy how much she looks JUST like him. Watching her would be awkward.

  6. i bet later on, they're going to want to make a matrix porn spoof with her in it. Trinititty! Morpenis!

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